(Cozy Unisex Crewneck • Soft Life Aesthetic • Calm & Cute Graphic)

Some people wake up ready to hustle.
Others wake up ready to sprint through a to-do list.
But you?
You wake up and choose unbothered.

This cozy unisex sweatshirt is your official membership card to a calmer, softer way of living. With Gene the Capybara in full chill mode, the This Is Me Unbothered design is perfect for anyone. It’s great for those who want to relax and not do too much.

Understated.
Soft.
A little absurd.
Peak Capy Life energy.

Wear it for:

• Cozy weekends and hot cocoa moments

• Work-from-home days when productivity is… flexible

• School pickup lines

• Long grocery store lines

• Holiday gatherings where you need armor against chaos

• Any moment you want the world to know: I’m calm on purpose.

Why You’ll Love It

• Super-soft, premium feel — your new favorite cozy sweatshirt

• Classic unisex fit (looks great true-to-size or oversized)

• Minimalist graphic with maximum personality

• Durable print that won’t crack, peel, or argue with you

• The perfect mental-health-meets-humor winter wardrobe staple

• Original Capy Life artwork — gentle, funny, and unmistakably us

This is for the people who scroll past drama.
Who say no to the noise.
Who choose soft blankets, warm drinks, and inner peace.

This isn’t just a sweatshirt.
It’s a mood.
A manifesto.
A whole life philosophy on cotton-poly blend fleece.

This is you.
Unbothered. 😌✨

🧵 Product Features

• Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean look

• Medium-heavy 8.0 oz 50/50 cotton–poly blend — warm, comfy, and durable

• Ribbed knit collar + double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape

• Tear-away label for comfort

• OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced cotton

• Perfect for embroidery or mixed DTF/DTG personalization

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron

• Do not dry clean