Country Club Adjacent

Not a member. Just vibing nearby.

Welcome to the Capy Life Country Club Adjacent Collection.  This is a curated lineup of funny golf shirts, embroidered polos, tennis t-shirts, cozy hoodies, mugs, and country club–inspired apparel for people who appreciate the aesthetic… even if they’re mostly here for the snacks.

This collection blends preppy energy with subtle humor. It’s clean. It’s slightly sarcastic. It’s effortlessly unbothered.


Funny Golf Shirts & Embroidered Golf Polos

Looking for funny golf apparel that isn’t loud or obnoxious?

Our golf t-shirts and embroidered golf polos feature minimalist capybara designs, dry humor, and clean layouts that feel wearable on and off the course.

Perfect for:

  • Weekend tee times

  • Golf trips

  • Country club parties

  • Charity tournaments

  • Cart captains

  • People who talk about golf more than they practice

These are funny golf shirts for men and women who prefer understated humor over novelty graphics.


Funny Tennis Shirts & Court-Ready Style

Tennis, but make it chill.

Our funny tennis t-shirts and hoodies bring subtle personality to court days, lessons, tournaments, and post-match iced coffee runs.

Minimalist designs. Relaxed vibe. Slightly preppy energy.

They pair perfectly with:

  • Tennis skirts

  • Athletic shorts

  • Joggers

  • “I play recreationally but talk like a pro” confidence


Cozy Hoodies for Cool Mornings

Early tee time? Breezy courtside?

Our funny golf hoodies and country club–inspired sweatshirts are made for layering, lounging, and looking like you belong near a putting green.

Soft fleece. Clean embroidery. Subtle flex.

Because sometimes you’re not inside the clubhouse — but you’re definitely adjacent.


Mugs, Accessories & Clubhouse Energy

This collection also includes:

  • Funny golf mugs

  • Tennis coffee mugs

  • Country club humor gifts

  • Subtle embroidered pieces

  • Lifestyle accessories with chill prestige vibes

Perfect for:

  • Golf dads

  • Tennis moms

  • Cart captains

  • Pickleball converts

  • People who like the aesthetic but refuse the membership fee


Preppy. Playful. Slightly Unbothered.

The Country Club Adjacent Collection is for people who:

  • Appreciate dry humor

  • Prefer embroidery over loud prints

  • Like classic silhouettes with personality

  • Understand that vibe > status

This isn’t country club merch.

It’s country club adjacent.


Designed the Capy Life Way

Every piece starts with original artwork inspired by calm confidence and capybara-level chill.

Clean lines. Neutral palettes. Smart humor.

Because looking polished doesn’t mean taking yourself too seriously.