I've Had Worse Lies Capybara Softstyle Tee
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For anyone with a healthy sense of skepticism about their game.
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Softstyle Tee
- Lightweight everyday tee
- Ring-spun cotton
- Classic unisex fit
- Tear-away label
- DTG printed
Fabric content varies slightly by color:
- Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey & Antique: 90/10 cotton/poly
- Graphite Heather: 50/50
- Dark Heather & Heather: 65/35
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Orders are typically printed within 1–4 business days.
Shipping times depend on your location, but most customers receive their order within 5–8 business days.
You will receive a tracking number by email once your order ships.
Because many Capy Life products are made to order, this helps reduce waste and ensures every item is printed just for you.
Free shipping is available for all orders over $50USD. For orders less than $50USD, we offer a flat rate shipping for only $4.95USD.
A funny capybara gift for golfers with humor, sarcastic friends, coworkers, and anyone whose response to an obviously questionable explanation is basically, eh, I’ve heard worse.
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I've Had Worse Lies Capybara Softstyle Tee
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Find out more about this design 👉
Trust is important. Standards are relative.
The I’ve Had Worse Lies Capybara T-Shirt features Gene sitting face-to-face with an alligator who has apparently made some assurances about the current situation. Gene isn't entirely convinced. But then again, “I’ve had worse lies.”
With its small hand-drawn scene, deadpan humor, and deeply questionable decision-making, this funny capybara shirt feels very Capy Life: understated enough to wear anywhere, weird enough that people are probably going to look twice.
Why You’ll Love It
- Original Gene the Capybara artwork
- Funny “I’ve Had Worse Lies” saying
- Gene having a suspiciously calm encounter with an alligator
- Small, understated front design
- Hand-drawn artwork with simple pops of color
- Dry humor without the giant novelty-shirt energy
- Soft, comfortable everyday tee
- A conversation starter that provides absolutely no useful context
Perfect For
- Capybara fans
- People with questionable judgment
- Fans of dry and sarcastic humor
- Anyone who has learned to lower their expectations
- Animal and wildlife lovers
- Introverts with a sense of humor
- Casual everyday wear
- Birthdays and holidays
- That friend who has definitely believed worse
Design Notes
Gene has heard the explanation. Gene has considered the source. Gene is proceeding anyway.
The design shows Gene sitting calmly beside an alligator in a tiny patch of water, apparently in the middle of a conversation that should probably concern him more than it does. Underneath, “I’ve had worse lies” delivers the joke with exactly the amount of enthusiasm the situation deserves.
It's an oddly specific little scene about trust, bad decisions, and accepting that this probably isn't the most questionable thing you've ever believed.
Browse more funny adult tees, or our entire line of capybara tees or capybara clothing.
Gift-Ready Vibes. 🎁
Wrapped in laughter, sealed with chill. Every Capy Life item arrives ready to make someone’s day — whether it’s a teacher, a friend who’s “in their unbothered era,” or the person who already owns too many mugs (but still needs one more).
Thoughtful, funny, and 100% original — because gifts should feel as good to give as they do to open.
Returns & Exchanges
If your item arrives damaged or there is a printing issue, please contact us and we will make it right.
Customers have 30 days to return an item, and must provide return shipping. Please note: personalized items can not be returned unless the item was incorrectly personalized.
If you have any concerns with your order, reach out and our team will gladly help.
About Capy Life
Capy Life is a family-run brand inspired by the world’s chillest animal. Every design celebrates humor, relaxation, and the idea that life is better when you stay calm and enjoy the moment.
Our original capybara characters and hand drawn artwork are created to bring a little joy and personality into everyday life.
