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🧙‍♀️ About the Design

Meet the Professor of the Unbothered Arts, master of composure, queen of boundaries, and patron saint of “I said what I said.”
This capybara professor doesn’t raise her voice — she raises standards.
She grades chaos with a red pen and still finds time for a perfectly steeped cup of tea.

This design is a salute to every unflappable overachiever who’s learned that discipline can coexist with deep chill.
Because true mastery isn’t about control — it’s about calm confidence under pressure.


🌈 Why You’ll Love It

  • Classic Gildan fit — soft, durable, and effortlessly put-together.

  • Premium DTG print with crisp lines and lasting color through every wash.

  • Breathable cotton for when you need to keep it cool (literally and emotionally).

  • Built for those who run on caffeine, sarcasm, and an unshakeable sense of inner peace.


🎁 Perfect For

  • Adults who’ve perfected the art of polite side-eye.

  • Potterheads with a sense of humor and quiet authority.

  • Teachers, mentors, and managers who keep calm even when surrounded by chaos.

  • Anyone who believes respect is earned, not shouted.


🌿 The Capy Life Vibe

The Unbothered Wizard Collection celebrates the wizards of wit, calm, and quiet power — the ones who don’t need a spell to command attention.
From Headmaster of Chill to Defense Against the Dark Moods, every Capy Life wizard reminds you:

Chill is the highest form of magic.

Product features
- Shoulder tape for added stability and durability.
- No side seams for a smooth, attractive appearance.
- Ribbed knit collar designed to retain its shape.
- Crafted from strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing.
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton, certified for safety and quality.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

About the Design

Capybara School of Witchcraft

Inspired by Harry Potter, the Capybara School of Witchcraft & Wizardry reimagines Hogwarts as a world run by capybaras — calm, cozy, and gloriously unbothered.

Each house celebrates a different kind of magic: naps, patience, friendship, and quiet confidence. Whether you’re a Hairy Potter fan, a Chillindore dreamer, or a Capygrid caretaker, every design blends fandom humor with Capy Life’s signature chill.

McGonachill (Professor of Unbothered Arts)

Meet McGonachill, the calm and collected head of classroom vibes at the Capybara School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Wise, steady, and unbothered by even the most chaotic schedules, McGonachill teaches the ancient art of keeping your cool when life gets loud. With a cozy robe, a gentle stare, and an endless supply of quiet confidence, this chill professor reminds us that true magic comes from staying grounded.

Whether you’re managing group projects, herding tiny humans, or simply trying to drink your coffee before it gets cold, McGonachill is your reminder to exhale, reset, and move through the madness with grace.

Perfect for:
Teachers and caretakers who maintain calm in the classroom
Fans of whimsical wizard merch
Anyone who appreciates soft leadership and collected energy
Lovers of cozy fantasy aesthetics

Gift-Ready Vibes. 🎁

Wrapped in laughter, sealed with chill. Every Capy Life item arrives ready to make someone’s day — whether it’s a teacher, a friend who’s “in their unbothered era,” or the person who already owns too many mugs (but still needs one more).

Thoughtful, funny, and 100% original — because gifts should feel as good to give as they do to open.