Product details

100% Capy Life. 100% Original. Click open to find out why this might be your new favorite thing 👉

🧙‍♀️ About the Design

Meet the Professor of the Unbothered Arts, master of composure, queen of boundaries, and patron saint of “I said what I said.”
This capybara professor doesn’t raise her voice — she raises standards.
She grades chaos with a red pen and still finds time for a perfectly steeped cup of tea.

This design is a salute to every unflappable overachiever who’s learned that discipline can coexist with deep chill.
Because true mastery isn’t about control — it’s about calm confidence under pressure.


🌈 Why You’ll Love It

  • Classic Gildan fit — soft, durable, and effortlessly put-together.

  • Premium DTG print with crisp lines and lasting color through every wash.

  • Breathable cotton for when you need to keep it cool (literally and emotionally).

  • Built for those who run on caffeine, sarcasm, and an unshakeable sense of inner peace.


🎁 Perfect For

  • Adults who’ve perfected the art of polite side-eye.

  • Potterheads with a sense of humor and quiet authority.

  • Teachers, mentors, and managers who keep calm even when surrounded by chaos.

  • Anyone who believes respect is earned, not shouted.


🌿 The Capy Life Vibe

The Unbothered Wizard Collection celebrates the wizards of wit, calm, and quiet power — the ones who don’t need a spell to command attention.
From Headmaster of Chill to Defense Against the Dark Moods, every Capy Life wizard reminds you:

Chill is the highest form of magic.

Product features
- Shoulder tape for added stability and durability.
- No side seams for a smooth, attractive appearance.
- Ribbed knit collar designed to retain its shape.
- Crafted from strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing.
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton, certified for safety and quality.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Gift-Ready Vibes. 🎁

Wrapped in laughter, sealed with chill. Every Capy Life item arrives ready to make someone’s day — whether it’s a teacher, a friend who’s “in their unbothered era,” or the person who already owns too many mugs (but still needs one more).

Thoughtful, funny, and 100% original — because gifts should feel as good to give as they do to open.