



The Big Capybowski There's a Beverage, Here Koozie
🧊🕶️ The Big Capybowski Koozie
“Careful, man… there’s a beverage here.”
Keep your drink cold, your vibes unbothered, and your floor rug-protected with this absurdly chill koozie from Capy Life’s Big Capybowski collection.
This foam can cooler features a nod to one of the most iconic lines in cult cinema history, plus an exclusive Capy Life deep cut on the back:
“Cold… like a rugless floor.”
Because sometimes life knocks over your drink and steals your rug—and all you can do is sip and abide.
🍺 Why You’ll Love It:
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Double-sided design:
→ Front: “Careful, man, there’s a beverage here.”
→ Back: “Cold… like a rugless floor.” -
Fits standard 12 oz cans like it was born in a bowling alley
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Lightweight, collapsible foam—toss it in a golf bag, camp cooler, or glove box
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Designed for those who take their drinks seriously but not themselves
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Original Capy Life absurdity, inspired by The Big Capybowski himself
🎯 Perfect For:
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Golf dads, chill bros, and fans of weirdly specific movie quotes
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Father’s Day, groomsmen gifts, or emotionally unavailable campers
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Anyone who abides by the cold
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The Big Capybowski There's a Beverage, Here Koozie
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