The Big Capybowski There's a Beverage, Here Koozie

🧊🕶️ The Big Capybowski Koozie

“Careful, man… there’s a beverage here.”

Keep your drink cold, your vibes unbothered, and your floor rug-protected with this absurdly chill koozie from Capy Life’s Big Capybowski collection.

This foam can cooler features a nod to one of the most iconic lines in cult cinema history, plus an exclusive Capy Life deep cut on the back:

“Cold… like a rugless floor.”

Because sometimes life knocks over your drink and steals your rug—and all you can do is sip and abide.

🍺 Why You’ll Love It:

• Double-sided design:
  → Front: “Careful, man, there’s a beverage here.”
  → Back: “Cold… like a rugless floor.”

• Fits standard 12 oz cans like it was born in a bowling alley

• Lightweight, collapsible foam—toss it in a golf bag, camp cooler, or glove box

• Designed for those who take their drinks seriously but not themselves

• Original Capy Life absurdity, inspired by The Big Capybowski himself

🎯 Perfect For:

• Golf dads, chill bros, and fans of weirdly specific movie quotes

• Father’s Day, groomsmen gifts, or emotionally unavailable campers

• Anyone who abides by the cold