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💚 Personalized “Professor McChillagal” Water Bottle – Professor of the Unbothered

At the Capybara School of Witchcraft & Wizardry, one professor commands calm with nothing but a look. Meet Professor McChillagal, master of quiet authority and unwavering chill.

This Harry Potter–inspired capybara water bottle brings sass, style, and serenity to every sip. Featuring a dreamy star-filled background, floating wands, and Capy Life’s most unbothered professor yet, it’s the perfect blend of magical energy and laid-back confidence.

Add free personalization with your child’s name or wizard title for a one-of-a-kind gift that keeps drinks cold, tempers cooler, and chaos far, far away.


🌈 Why You’ll Love It

✅ Free personalization — add your child’s name or “Professor of Chill” title
✅ Double-wall stainless-steel insulation keeps drinks cold 24 hours / hot 12
✅ Durable, BPA-free, and kid-safe for daily use
✅ Matte finish for a sleek, no-slip grip worthy of a wizard
✅ Vibrant Capy Life design featuring Professor McChillagal, wands, and stars


🎁 Perfect For

  • Kids (and teachers!) who love Harry Potter and capybaras

  • Parents looking for a funny wizard gift with major attitude

  • Back-to-school, Christmas, or birthday gifts for quirky kids

  • Matching with the Professor McChillagal Lunchbox for the ultimate duo

  • Fans of absurd mashups who believe calm is the new magic


📏 Product Details

  • 12 oz stainless-steel double-wall insulated bottle

  • Keeps drinks hot for 12 hours / cold for 24 hours

  • BPA-free and safety tested

  • Matte grainy texture for easy grip

  • Printed to order in the USA with fade-proof artwork


🧼 Care Instructions

 

Hand wash only — Professor McChillagal may be unbothered, but dishwashers are too chaotic.

About the Design

Capybara School of Witchcraft

Inspired by Harry Potter, the Capybara School of Witchcraft & Wizardry reimagines Hogwarts as a world run by capybaras — calm, cozy, and gloriously unbothered.

Each house celebrates a different kind of magic: naps, patience, friendship, and quiet confidence. Whether you’re a Hairy Potter fan, a Chillindore dreamer, or a Capygrid caretaker, every design blends fandom humor with Capy Life’s signature chill.

McGonachill (Professor of Unbothered Arts)

Meet McGonachill, the calm and collected head of classroom vibes at the Capybara School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Wise, steady, and unbothered by even the most chaotic schedules, McGonachill teaches the ancient art of keeping your cool when life gets loud. With a cozy robe, a gentle stare, and an endless supply of quiet confidence, this chill professor reminds us that true magic comes from staying grounded.

Whether you’re managing group projects, herding tiny humans, or simply trying to drink your coffee before it gets cold, McGonachill is your reminder to exhale, reset, and move through the madness with grace.

Perfect for:
Teachers and caretakers who maintain calm in the classroom
Fans of whimsical wizard merch
Anyone who appreciates soft leadership and collected energy
Lovers of cozy fantasy aesthetics

Gift-Ready Vibes. 🎁

Wrapped in laughter, sealed with chill. Every Capy Life item arrives ready to make someone’s day — whether it’s a teacher, a friend who’s “in their unbothered era,” or the person who already owns too many mugs (but still needs one more).

Thoughtful, funny, and 100% original — because gifts should feel as good to give as they do to open.