"I've had worse lies" - Funny Golf Capybara Left Logo Heavy Tee
For golfers who know every bad lie is still technically playable.
Durable and comfortable, but will not hold up to alligators.
Pairs well with
"I've had worse lies" - Funny Golf Capybara Left Logo Heavy Tee
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Product details
100% Capy Life. 100% Original. Click open to find out why this might be your new favorite thing 👉
Not every shot needs a backup plan.
The I’ve Had Worse Lies Capybara Golf Tee is a quiet nod to those moments on the course when things aren’t ideal… but you’re playing it anyway.
With a subtle left chest graphic featuring a capybara sizing up a shot next to an alligator, paired with the phrase “I’ve had worse lies,” this tee leans into dry golf humor, calm confidence, and the art of committing to questionable decisions.
It’s not dramatic.
It’s not panicking.
It’s just… playable.
Why You’ll Love It
• Minimal left chest design for a clean, elevated look
• Clever golf pun that feels subtle, not forced
• Easy to wear on and off the course
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• A design that gets funnier the more you think about it
Perfect For
• Golfers who play it where it lies (no matter what)
• Weekend rounds, range days, and post-round hangs
• Fans of understated, inside-joke humor
• A low-key golf gift that actually feels wearable
• Anyone fully committed to the “this is fine” strategy
Product Details
• Heavyweight cotton for durability and comfort
• Classic unisex fit with a relaxed silhouette
• Left chest print for a refined, minimal aesthetic
• Durable print designed for long-term wear
• Available in multiple sizes and neutral tones
Design Notes
A small, understated scene: a capybara lining up a shot next to an alligator. The phrase “I’ve had worse lies” adds a layer of golf-specific humor that feels clever without trying too hard. The left chest placement keeps it subtle, making it feel more like a quiet inside joke than a loud graphic tee.
Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced waste.
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel.
- Ethically sourced fabric ensures quality and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Gift-Ready Vibes. 🎁
Wrapped in laughter, sealed with chill. Every Capy Life item arrives ready to make someone’s day — whether it’s a teacher, a friend who’s “in their unbothered era,” or the person who already owns too many mugs (but still needs one more).
Thoughtful, funny, and 100% original — because gifts should feel as good to give as they do to open.
Shipping & Delivery
Orders are typically processed within 2–4 business days.
Shipping times depend on your location, but most customers receive their order within 5–8 business days.
You will receive a tracking number by email once your order ships.
Because many Capy Life products are made to order, this helps reduce waste and ensures every item is printed just for you.
Returns & Exchanges
If your item arrives damaged or there is a printing issue, please contact us and we will make it right.
Customers have 30 days to return an item, and must provide return shipping. Please note: personalized items can not be returned unless the item was incorrectly personalized.
If you have any concerns with your order, reach out and our team will gladly help.
About Capy Life
Capy Life is a family-run brand inspired by the world’s chillest animal. Every design celebrates humor, relaxation, and the idea that life is better when you stay calm and enjoy the moment.
Our original capybara characters and hand drawn artwork are created to bring a little joy and personality into everyday life.