Product details

100% Capy Life. 100% Original. Click open to find out why this might be your new favorite thing 👉

Cold Snacks. Colder Insults.

For the guy who knows the short game is mental — and that nothing stings like a perfectly timed roast. This insulated lunchbox features a capybara in shades and the phrase “Cold Like Your Short Game,” making it the funniest way to flex at the office, the course, or anywhere lunch is served cold. Add your name to make it personal. Or give it to your golf buddy who keeps three-putting from six feet.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Hilarious “Cold Like Your Short Game” golf design with chill capybara
  • Custom name option – personalize for gifting or self-roasting
  • Insulated interior keeps lunch, drinks, or beers cold
  • Sturdy zipper and top handle for easy carrying
  • Perfect for golfers, dads, co-workers, and low-key trash talkers

Materials & Size

Spacious insulated lunchbox with zipper closure and carry handle. Durable wipe-clean surface. Fits lunch containers, ice packs, and 2–3 beers (not that we're counting).

Personalization Instructions(+$6)

Enter your name or nickname at checkout. We’ll print it in a clean, bold font that pairs perfectly with your legendary golf game (or lack thereof).

Shipping & Processing

Made to order and ships in 2–5 business days. Personalized orders may take 1 extra day to process.

Perfect For

Father’s Day, birthdays, golf tournament prizes, or the guy who knows he may never chip in — but he’ll always eat in style.

Gift-Ready Vibes. 🎁

Wrapped in laughter, sealed with chill. Every Capy Life item arrives ready to make someone’s day — whether it’s a teacher, a friend who’s “in their unbothered era,” or the person who already owns too many mugs (but still needs one more).

Thoughtful, funny, and 100% original — because gifts should feel as good to give as they do to open.