Discover all the Capy Life capybara merch in one place — sorted the only way Gene knows how: with maximum chill and zero stress. Whether you’re looking for kids capybara tees, adult apparel, funny graphic shirts, personalized tumblers, cozy hoodies, lunchboxes, or gifts for coffee lovers, everything here is designed to bring a little more calm (and humor) to your day.
Meet Gene’s friend, DJ Capybara — the chillest mixer in the animal kingdom. These bold capybara shirts bring festival vibes, laid-back beats, and playful style to anyone living life on their own frequency.
The Chill Is Strong with These. A galaxy of parody tees for the unbothered fan — from capybara Jedis to relaxed rebels, these designs bring cosmic calm to every outfit.
Pack your chill with you. From wizard school vibes to Bro Bro classics, our capybara lunchboxes bring personality, color, and calm to every snack break and school day.
Welcome to Living the Chill Life — where comfort meets carefree. Retro pops, easy fits, and feel-good designs made for slow mornings, sunny afternoons, and anyone embracing their unbothered era.
Meet Gene’s Junior Vibe Squad — the next generation of chill. From ice cream tees to popsicle smiles, these softstyle capybara tees with playful designs keep kids comfy, confident, and totally unbothered.
Snuggle up with Gene’s favorite cozy capybara blankets — soft, warm, and endlessly chill. Whether you’re binge-watching, napping, or hiding from responsibilities, these plush designs bring the calm wherever you curl up.
We’re a family-owned brand celebrating the chill, unbothered vibes of the capybara 🦫.
Join the Capy Club — clothing, gifts, and cozy merch that remind you to slow down and live the chill life.
Gene's Fan Mail
Reviews that Gene reads while sipping grass smoothies
The T-shirt arrived - it looks even better in real life and is super comfy! Your wife did an amazing job finding the right vendor. And yes, my daughter flipped! Said that I look like a millenial (she knows I'm a proud GenX-er). I was then informed that the t-shirt must be added to her birthday presents list.
And the Big Lewboski stuff - dude. This will weed out Achievers from Bums.
— Ilya M
I got the Capybowski and DJ Capybara shirts as a gift. The shirts themselves are made well and will last a long time. The design of the shirts are fun and humorous, and I've gotten a lot of compliments. The delivery time was quick and problem free. I would order again.
— Blake W.
The Chill Log
Scroll therapy for the unbothered soul. Where capybaras, coffee, and chaos meet enlightenment (kind of).
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