Retired Not Expired Golf Polo – Funny Retirement Shirt for Men – Capybara Country Club Sport-Tek Performance Polo
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Retired Not Expired Golf Polo – Funny Retirement Shirt for Men – Capybara Country Club Sport-Tek Performance Polo
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100% Capy Life. 100% Original. Click open to find out why this might be your new favorite thing 👉
Retired, Not Expired—Just Chilling at Pro Level
This “Retirement Pro” golf polo is made for the man who clocked out of the 9-to-5 and into a standing tee time. Featuring the signature Capybara Country Club mascot and the phrase “Retired Not Expired,” it’s equal parts smooth, breathable, and hilarious. Whether he’s holding court at the clubhouse or defending the lawn from squirrels, this polo delivers style and sarcasm in equal measure.
Performance Meets Personality
Built on a premium Sport-Tek polo, this shirt wicks moisture, holds its shape, and keeps the design looking fresh — just like your favorite retiree. It’s lightweight, durable, and sublimation printed so the graphic won’t crack or fade.
Product Features
- 100% polyester Sport-Tek fabric – soft, durable, performance-ready
- Moisture-wicking and breathable for sunny golf days
- Sublimation printing – no cracking or peeling over time
- 3-button placket and lapel collar for elevated style
- Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Capybara Country Club logo and “Retired Not Expired” graphic
Perfect For
- Retired dads, grandpas, and coworkers
- Father’s Day, retirement parties, or golf league gifts
- Men who’d rather be on the green than in a meeting
- Anyone mastering the art of doing nothing—professionally
Shipping & Care
• Printed in the USA • Ships in 3–5 business days
Gift-Ready Vibes. 🎁
Wrapped in laughter, sealed with chill. Every Capy Life item arrives ready to make someone’s day — whether it’s a teacher, a friend who’s “in their unbothered era,” or the person who already owns too many mugs (but still needs one more).
Thoughtful, funny, and 100% original — because gifts should feel as good to give as they do to open.