Retired Not Expired Golf Polo – Funny Retirement Shirt for Men – Capybara Country Club Sport-Tek Performance Polo

Retired, Not Expired—Just Chilling at Pro Level

This “Retirement Pro” golf polo is made for the man who clocked out of the 9-to-5 and into a standing tee time. Featuring the signature Capybara Country Club mascot and the phrase “Retired Not Expired,” it’s equal parts smooth, breathable, and hilarious. Whether he’s holding court at the clubhouse or defending the lawn from squirrels, this polo delivers style and sarcasm in equal measure.

Performance Meets Personality

Built on a premium Sport-Tek polo, this shirt wicks moisture, holds its shape, and keeps the design looking fresh — just like your favorite retiree. It’s lightweight, durable, and sublimation printed so the graphic won’t crack or fade.

Product Features

• 100% polyester Sport-Tek fabric – soft, durable, performance-ready
• Moisture-wicking and breathable for sunny golf days
• Sublimation printing – no cracking or peeling over time
• 3-button placket and lapel collar for elevated style
• Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
• Capybara Country Club logo and “Retired Not Expired” graphic

Perfect For

• Retired dads, grandpas, and coworkers
• Father’s Day, retirement parties, or golf league gifts
• Men who’d rather be on the green than in a meeting
• Anyone mastering the art of doing nothing—professionally

Shipping & Care

• Printed in the USA • Ships in 3–5 business days