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💚 Personalized “Professor McChillagal” Water Bottle – Professor of the Unbothered

At the Capybara School of Witchcraft & Wizardry, one professor commands calm with nothing but a look. Meet Professor McChillagal, master of quiet authority and unwavering chill.

This Harry Potter–inspired capybara water bottle brings sass, style, and serenity to every sip. Featuring a dreamy star-filled background, floating wands, and Capy Life’s most unbothered professor yet, it’s the perfect blend of magical energy and laid-back confidence.

Add free personalization with your child’s name or wizard title for a one-of-a-kind gift that keeps drinks cold, tempers cooler, and chaos far, far away.


🌈 Why You’ll Love It

✅ Free personalization — add your child’s name or “Professor of Chill” title
✅ Double-wall stainless-steel insulation keeps drinks cold 24 hours / hot 12
✅ Durable, BPA-free, and kid-safe for daily use
✅ Matte finish for a sleek, no-slip grip worthy of a wizard
✅ Vibrant Capy Life design featuring Professor McChillagal, wands, and stars


🎁 Perfect For

  • Kids (and teachers!) who love Harry Potter and capybaras

  • Parents looking for a funny wizard gift with major attitude

  • Back-to-school, Christmas, or birthday gifts for quirky kids

  • Matching with the Professor McChillagal Lunchbox for the ultimate duo

  • Fans of absurd mashups who believe calm is the new magic


📏 Product Details

  • 12 oz stainless-steel double-wall insulated bottle

  • Keeps drinks hot for 12 hours / cold for 24 hours

  • BPA-free and safety tested

  • Matte grainy texture for easy grip

  • Printed to order in the USA with fade-proof artwork


🧼 Care Instructions

 

Hand wash only — Professor McChillagal may be unbothered, but dishwashers are too chaotic.

Gift-Ready Vibes. 🎁

Wrapped in laughter, sealed with chill. Every Capy Life item arrives ready to make someone’s day — whether it’s a teacher, a friend who’s “in their unbothered era,” or the person who already owns too many mugs (but still needs one more).

Thoughtful, funny, and 100% original — because gifts should feel as good to give as they do to open.