CapyLife
Built for Chaos. Worn for Chill.
Certified Chill™ Essentials
At Capy Life™, we design Certified Chill™ shirts for the emotionally exhausted, the snack-powered, and anyone trying to float through the madness with style.
Our Best Sellers aren’t just shirts — they’re survival gear for snack breaks, meltdowns, and maximum unbothered vibes. 🦫✨
DJ Capybara
Meet the capybara that drops beats as effortlessly as he drops his worries.
Little Chill Legends
Blog posts
They Survived Your Kid — You Can Survive Giving Them a Gift
It’s that time of year. The coffee’s cold, the classroom is chaos, and teachers everywhere are just trying to make it to summer break without bursting into interpretive dance in the hallway. If you're a parent, a PTO hero, or...
The Chillest Gift Guide for Kids (Feat. Our New Capy Life Shirts)
Let’s be real: shopping for kids is an extreme sport. There’s a fine line between getting something they’ll love and ending up with an eye roll, a meltdown, or worst of all—total indifference. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered...
Hop to It: The Easter Bunny is Watching (and He Gives Extra Candy to Families in Matching Shirts)
Listen, I don’t make the rules—I just report them. And according to completely legitimate studies (that I may or may not have just made up), the Easter Bunny is 7.2 times more likely to give extra candy to families wearing...
