The Big Capybowski Woven Blanket – Chill Gift for Him 🧣🕶️

“This Aggression Will Not Stand, Man”

Whether you're protesting the chaos of life or just claiming your spot on the couch, this woven throw delivers maximum chill with legendary authority.

Featuring Capy Life’s most unbothered icon—the Big Capybowski himself—this heavyweight tapestry blanket blends absurdity with artisan vibes. Robe, shades, flip-flops… it’s not just a look, it’s a lifestyle. And this aggression? Yeah—it won’t stand.

🎯 Perfect For:

• Father’s Day, birthdays, and gift-giving glory

• College dorms, garages, golf cabins, or your favorite recliner

• Pairing with our Capybowski koozie for the full "Aggressively Relaxed" experience

• Fans of The Big Lebowski, absurd animals, and soft protest energy

Product features
- 100% Cotton provides a strong and smooth fabric for ultimate comfort.
- Available in Photo and Artwork variants to suit diverse design needs.
- Colorful fringed edges bring an artistic flair to your decor.
- Woven threads ensure durability, retaining its beauty over time.
- Offered in three sizes, perfect for various spaces and uses.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat