{"product_id":"wear-pants-capybara-vinyl-sticker-copy","title":"I’d Go Out But I’d Have to Wear Pants Capybara Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eGoing out sounds fun in theory. Then you remember the pants.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny capybara sticker features a very comfortable-looking capybara lounging in an oversized blue shirt with the words \u003cstrong\u003e“I’d go out but I’d have to wear pants.”\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s for homebodies, introverts, and anyone who has ever considered plans right up until the moment they had to get dressed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt approximately \u003cstrong\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, this vinyl sticker is perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, tumblers, and anywhere else you’d like to quietly announce that staying home was probably the better option anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Relatable homebody humor\u003cbr\u003e• Original capybara artwork exclusive to Capy Life\u003cbr\u003e• Approximately 3\" x 3\" size\u003cbr\u003e• Available in glossy or matte finish\u003cbr\u003e• Simple black-and-white artwork with a soft blue accent\u003cbr\u003e• Perfectly captures the moment when plans suddenly feel like too much effort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChoose Your Finish\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlossy:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, shiny finish that gives the design a brighter, polished look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatte:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, low-shine finish for a softer, understated look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEither one can be enjoyed without putting on pants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Laptops\u003cbr\u003e• Water bottles\u003cbr\u003e• Tumblers\u003cbr\u003e• Notebooks and journals\u003cbr\u003e• Planners\u003cbr\u003e• Workspaces\u003cbr\u003e• Anywhere you’d rather be than out making plans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMakes a Great Gift For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Introverts\u003cbr\u003e• Homebodies\u003cbr\u003e• Capybara lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Your friend who always cancels plans\u003cbr\u003e• College students\u003cbr\u003e• Remote workers\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone whose favorite weekend activity is not leaving the house\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA hand-drawn capybara sits comfortably in an oversized blue shirt above the words \u003cstrong\u003e“I’d go out but I’d have to wear pants.”\u003c\/strong\u003e The minimal artwork and deadpan expression make this one especially good for people who appreciate quiet, relatable humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBrowse more in our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capy-life-sticker-collection-cute-funny-chill-capybara-vinyl-stickers-for-water-bottles-laptops-more\" title=\"Capybara stickers for adults and kids\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ecapybara stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e collection, or see everything in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-merch-and-gifts\" title=\"Capybara themed gifts and merchandise with relatable humor\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ecapybara merch and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Capy Life","offers":[{"title":"Matte","offer_id":45810057347119,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glossy","offer_id":45810057379887,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/capy-life-capybara-vinyl-sticker_866768cf-093d-4ef5-85f3-824a1c9eb06f.jpg?v=1786480993","url":"https:\/\/capylife.com\/products\/wear-pants-capybara-vinyl-sticker-copy","provider":"Capy Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}