{"product_id":"this-was-a-bad-idea-funny-capybara-golf-heavy-tee","title":"This was a bad Idea Funny Capybara Golf Heavy Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"42\" data-end=\"126\"\u003eThere was optimism. There was confidence. There was absolutely no reason for either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"422\"\u003eThis funny golf t-shirt features Gene the Capybara standing beside his golf bag while quietly coming to the realization: \u003cstrong data-start=\"249\" data-end=\"275\"\u003e“this was a bad idea.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Maybe it was the club choice. Maybe it was agreeing to play 18 holes. Maybe it was golf in general. 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