{"product_id":"this-isn-t-for-me-funny-capybara-heavy-tee","title":"“This Isn’t for Me” Funny Capybara Heavy Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"59\" data-end=\"159\"\u003eSome people lean into responsibility.\u003cbr data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"99\"\u003eOthers quietly hold the tie and decide… \u003cem data-start=\"139\" data-end=\"159\"\u003ethis isn’t for me.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"486\"\u003eThis funny heavyweight capybara tee features Gene standing beside a striped necktie with the perfectly honest phrase: \u003cem data-start=\"279\" data-end=\"301\"\u003e“this isn’t for me.”\u003c\/em\u003e Minimalist, dry, and painfully relatable, it’s the ideal graphic tee for anyone who has ever looked at hustle culture, networking events, or corporate enthusiasm and politely declined.  For the quiet quitters, aspiring quitters, and those who left the corporate life behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"488\" data-end=\"674\"\u003eThe 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