{"product_id":"jedi-capybara-vinyl-sticker-copy","title":"I Find Your Lack Of Chill Disturbing Jedi Capybara Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThe force is strong.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe chill? Questionable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny capybara sticker features an extremely serious capybara wielding a blue space sword paired with \u003cstrong\u003e“I find your lack of chill... disturbing.”\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s a nerdy little reminder that sometimes everyone just needs to calm down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt approximately \u003cstrong\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, this vinyl sticker is perfect for adding some capybara-powered sci-fi humor to laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and more. Choose between a \u003cstrong\u003eglossy or matte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e depending on your preferred look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Funny mashup of capybara chill and sci-fi humor\u003cbr\u003e• Original capybara artwork exclusive to Capy Life\u003cbr\u003e• Approximately 3\" x 3\" size\u003cbr\u003e• Available in your choice of glossy or matte finish\u003cbr\u003e• Bright blue sword adds a fun pop of color\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for nerds who take being unbothered very seriously\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChoose Your Finish\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlossy:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, shiny finish that gives the blue details a brighter, polished look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatte:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, low-shine finish for a softer, more understated look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose wisely. Your chill may depend on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Laptops\u003cbr\u003e• Water bottles\u003cbr\u003e• Notebooks and journals\u003cbr\u003e• Tumblers\u003cbr\u003e• Gaming setups\u003cbr\u003e• School supplies\u003cbr\u003e• Anywhere in the galaxy suffering from a concerning lack of chill\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMakes a Great Gift For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Capybara lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Sci-fi and star wars fans\u003cbr\u003e• Gamers and nerds\u003cbr\u003e• Teens and college students\u003cbr\u003e• Coworkers with a sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Friends who need to relax\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone attempting to bring balance to the chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA hand-drawn capybara stands ready with a glowing blue space sword beneath the words \u003cstrong\u003e“I find your lack of chill... disturbing.”\u003c\/strong\u003e The simple black-and-white artwork with a pop of electric blue combines serious sci-fi energy with a capybara who would really prefer everyone settle down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrowse more in our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capy-life-sticker-collection-cute-funny-chill-capybara-vinyl-stickers-for-water-bottles-laptops-more\" title=\"Capybara stickers for adults and kids\"\u003ecapybara stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collection, or see everything in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-merch-and-gifts\" title=\"Capybara themed gifts and merchandise with relatable humor\"\u003ecapybara merch and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Capy Life","offers":[{"title":"Matte","offer_id":45810039193647,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glossy","offer_id":45810039226415,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/capy-life-jedi-capybara-sticker_08b87d1e-7189-4ce3-8399-d37e986f37f9.jpg?v=1786481084","url":"https:\/\/capylife.com\/products\/jedi-capybara-vinyl-sticker-copy","provider":"Capy Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}