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But then again, \u003cstrong\u003e“I’ve had worse lies.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its small hand-drawn scene, deadpan humor, and deeply questionable decision-making, this funny capybara shirt feels very Capy Life: understated enough to wear anywhere, weird enough that people are probably going to look twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Gene the Capybara artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \u003cstrong\u003e“I’ve Had Worse Lies”\u003c\/strong\u003e saying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGene having a suspiciously calm encounter with an alligator\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall, understated front design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-drawn artwork with simple pops of color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry humor without the giant novelty-shirt energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, comfortable everyday tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA conversation starter that provides absolutely no useful context\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCapybara fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople with questionable judgment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of dry and sarcastic humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has learned to lower their expectations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnimal and wildlife lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIntroverts with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays and holidays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThat friend who has definitely believed worse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGene has heard the explanation. 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