{"product_id":"ive-had-worse-lies-capybara-golf-humor-coffee-mug","title":"\"I've had worse lies\" Capybara Golf Humor Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"106\" data-end=\"141\"\u003eNot every shot needs to make sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"285\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"147\" data-end=\"188\"\u003eI’ve Had Worse Lies Capybara Golf Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is built for those moments on the course when things aren’t ideal… but you’re playing it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"287\" data-end=\"533\"\u003eFeaturing a laid-back capybara lining up a questionable shot next to an alligator, paired with the quietly confident phrase “I’ve had worse lies,” this mug leans into dry humor, golfer logic, and the art of pretending everything is under control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"535\" data-end=\"588\"\u003eIt’s calm.\u003cbr data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"548\"\u003eIt’s questionable.\u003cbr data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"569\"\u003eIt’s very on-brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"590\" data-end=\"593\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1pg9v04\" data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"616\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"858\"\u003e• Clever golf pun that actually lands\u003cbr data-start=\"655\" data-end=\"658\"\u003e• Dry, understated humor golfers instantly get\u003cbr data-start=\"704\" data-end=\"707\"\u003e• Minimal doodle style with just enough color to pop\u003cbr data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"762\"\u003e• Perfect mix of absurd and relatable\u003cbr data-start=\"799\" data-end=\"802\"\u003e• A design that feels even funnier the more you use it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"863\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"em107h\" data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"879\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003e• Golfers who play it where it lies (no matter what)\u003cbr data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"936\"\u003e• Early tee times, post-round coffee, or clubhouse hangs\u003cbr data-start=\"992\" data-end=\"995\"\u003e• Fans of subtle, inside-joke humor\u003cbr data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1033\"\u003e• A funny golf gift that isn’t over-the-top\u003cbr data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1079\"\u003e• Anyone fully committed to the “this is fine” mindset\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1140\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"189qedo\" data-start=\"1142\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1337\"\u003e• Classic ceramic mug\u003cbr data-start=\"1183\" data-end=\"1186\"\u003e• Glossy finish with vibrant, durable print\u003cbr data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1232\"\u003e• Comfortable handle for everyday use\u003cbr data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr data-start=\"1303\" data-end=\"1306\"\u003e• Available in standard sizes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1339\" data-end=\"1342\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1yhziyc\" data-start=\"1344\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1460\" data-end=\"1656\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1361\" data-end=\"1665\"\u003eA capybara calmly lining up a shot beside a very real problem—an alligator. The phrase “I’ve had worse lies” adds a layer of golf-specific humor that feels subtle, clever, and just confident enough to be funny. The added color brings the scene to life while keeping the overall design clean and wearable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1672\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1703\"\u003e🧠 Capy Life Reminder:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1704\" data-end=\"1753\"\u003eSome lies are better than others....like with your score.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek look\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant colors for eye-catching designs\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for convenient heating\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":45246410817583,"sku":"11452088795233158334","price":12.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":45246410850351,"sku":"30229588875823199963","price":14.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/9090236612356924447_2048.jpg?v=1777150392","url":"https:\/\/capylife.com\/products\/ive-had-worse-lies-capybara-golf-humor-coffee-mug","provider":"Capy Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}