{"product_id":"in-my-defense-i-was-unsupervised-shirt-funny-capybara-softstyle-t-shirt","title":"In My Defense I Was Unsupervised Capybara Softstyle Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"221\" data-end=\"257\"\u003eIn my defense…\u003cbr data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"238\"\u003eI was unsupervised.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"259\" data-end=\"510\"\u003eThe kind of explanation that doesn’t fix anything—but somehow makes perfect sense. This capybara tee captures that exact energy, featuring a simple, playful capybara sitting in a pot paired with the all-too-relatable excuse we’ve all used (or needed).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"558\"\u003eIt’s light, a little chaotic, and very honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"619\"\u003eA perfectly reasonable explanation.\u003cbr data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"598\"\u003eNo further questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"624\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"4btqxj\" data-start=\"626\" data-end=\"652\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"652\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"923\"\u003e• Funny, relatable humor that instantly gets a reaction\u003cbr data-start=\"708\" data-end=\"711\"\u003e• Clean, minimalist design that’s easy to wear anywhere\u003cbr data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"769\"\u003e• Soft, comfortable tee for everyday use\u003cbr data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"812\"\u003e• A great conversation starter (or a built-in excuse)\u003cbr data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"868\"\u003e• Works for casual outfits, lounging, or chaotic days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"928\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"7ckz0u\" data-start=\"930\" data-end=\"949\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"934\" data-end=\"949\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003e• Parents (especially those who get it)\u003cbr data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"992\"\u003e• Anyone embracing a little chaos\u003cbr data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1028\"\u003e• Casual wear, errands, and relaxed weekends\u003cbr data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1075\"\u003e• Funny, relatable gift ideas\u003cbr data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1107\"\u003e• People who prefer humor over explanations\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1154\" data-end=\"1157\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"o9mgun\" data-start=\"1159\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1183\" data-end=\"1363\"\u003e• Classic unisex t-shirt with a comfortable fit\u003cbr data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003e• Lightweight and breathable fabric\u003cbr data-start=\"1268\" data-end=\"1271\"\u003e• Durable print designed to last through washes\u003cbr data-start=\"1318\" data-end=\"1321\"\u003e• Available in multiple sizes and colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/adult-short-sleeve-tanks\"\u003ecapybara t-shirts and tanks\u003c\/a\u003e collection, or see everything in the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/capybara-merch-and-gifts\"\u003ecapybara merch and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e 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