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Just a simple statement from someone who has apparently reached a decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimal, dry, and extremely versatile, it’s the kind of funny text shirt that could apply to work, errands, exercise, social plans, making dinner, answering emails—or really anything you’ve decided can wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \u003cstrong\u003e“I Will Not Do the Thing”\u003c\/strong\u003e saying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMinimal text-only design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall, understated front print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry humor without trying too hard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy-to-wear everyday style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelatable to an impressive number of situations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuietly rebellious without requiring any actual rebellion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect 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