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No suggestion that this policy is open for discussion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimal, dry, and extremely specific, it’s an understated funny shirt for cheese lovers who are generous in many other areas of their lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \u003cstrong\u003e“I Don’t Share Cheese”\u003c\/strong\u003e saying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMinimal text-only design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall, understated front print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy-to-wear everyday style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry humor that doesn't need a giant graphic to make the joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for people with clearly established food boundaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSubtle enough that people may need a second look before they get it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003cimg\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheese lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCharcuterie enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFoodies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIntroverts with boundaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWine-and-cheese nights\u003cimg\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays and holidays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who orders the cheese board with absolutely no intention of making it communal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are things Gene will share. 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