{"product_id":"here-against-my-will-funny-capybara-vinyl-sticker","title":"Here Against My Will Funny Capybara Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou showed up. That feels like enough.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny capybara sticker features Gene sitting stoically in a little red wagon with the wonderfully resigned phrase \u003cstrong\u003e“Here against my will.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect for anyone who technically attends things but would prefer that nobody mistake their presence for enthusiasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt approximately \u003cstrong\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s an easy way to add some dry humor to your laptop, water bottle, notebook, tumbler, planner, or wherever else you’ve been dragged against your will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Original hand-drawn capybara artwork\u003cbr\u003e• Approximately 3\" x 3\"\u003cbr\u003e• Available in glossy or matte finish\u003cbr\u003e• Funny, relatable introvert humor\u003cbr\u003e• Simple black, white, and red design\u003cbr\u003e• Captures the exact energy of reluctantly participating\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChoose Your Finish\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlossy:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, shiny finish that gives the artwork a crisp, polished appearance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatte:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, low-shine finish that complements the hand-drawn artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Laptops and tablets\u003cbr\u003e• Water bottles and tumblers\u003cbr\u003e• Notebooks and journals\u003cbr\u003e• Planners\u003cbr\u003e• Office supplies\u003cbr\u003e• School, work, meetings, parties, errands, and other mandatory appearances\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMakes a Great Gift For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroverts, reluctant coworkers, teenagers, teachers, homebodies, tired parents, or that friend who came along but wants everyone to understand that this was absolutely not their idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGene has been placed in a red wagon and appears to have accepted his fate without actually agreeing to it. The deadpan \u003cstrong\u003e“Here against my will.”\u003c\/strong\u003e underneath makes this one especially good for anyone whose participation should not be confused with willingness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBrowse more in our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capy-life-sticker-collection-cute-funny-chill-capybara-vinyl-stickers-for-water-bottles-laptops-more\" title=\"Capybara stickers for adults and kids\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ecapybara stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e collection, or see everything in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-merch-and-gifts\" title=\"Capybara themed gifts and merchandise with relatable humor\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ecapybara merch and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Capy Life","offers":[{"title":"Matte","offer_id":45810099159087,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glossy","offer_id":45810099191855,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/capy-life-capybara-wagon-sticker.jpg?v=1786480798","url":"https:\/\/capylife.com\/products\/here-against-my-will-funny-capybara-vinyl-sticker","provider":"Capy Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}