{"product_id":"festive-against-my-will-capybara-adult-hoodie","title":"Festive Against My Will Capybara Adult Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eHoliday spirit is here. Gene has agreed to the hat. That’s as far as negotiations got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eFestive Against My Will Capybara Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e features Gene sitting stoically in his little red wagon, wearing a Santa hat while a strand of Christmas lights trails behind him. Underneath: \u003cstrong\u003e“Festive against my will.”\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s the perfect holiday hoodie for anyone participating in December festivities with varying levels of enthusiasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCozy, funny, and understated enough to wear well beyond the office ugly-sweater party, this hoodie makes an especially good gift for introverts, tired parents, teachers, coworkers, and anyone who considers simply showing up to be their contribution to holiday cheer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Gene the Capybara Christmas design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCozy hoodie made for chilly December days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny holiday design without the over-the-top Christmas look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic front pouch pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy everyday layer for errands, school, lounging, or holiday gatherings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJust the right amount of festive for people who have limits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReluctant holiday enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIntroverts during the busiest social month of the year\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTeachers counting down to winter break\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParents doing approximately 47 holiday-related tasks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice holiday parties and casual Christmas gatherings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCapybara lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny Secret Santa and White Elephant gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who was told they needed to “get into the Christmas spirit”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGene is wearing the Santa hat. 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