{"product_id":"dontask-capybara-vinyl-sticker","title":"Don’t Ask Questions Capybara Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eHow did we get here?\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat is not important.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny capybara sticker features a capybara dangling from an enormous pink bow paired with the only explanation you're getting: \u003cstrong\u003e“don’t ask questions.”\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s perfect for those moments when the situation makes absolutely no sense, but explaining it would only make things worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt approximately \u003cstrong\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, this vinyl sticker adds a little unexplained chaos to laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and more. Choose between a \u003cstrong\u003eglossy or matte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e depending on your preferred look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Funny, relatable “don’t ask questions” humor\u003cbr\u003e• Original capybara artwork exclusive to Capy Life\u003cbr\u003e• Approximately 3\" x 3\" size\u003cbr\u003e• Available in your choice of glossy or matte finish\u003cbr\u003e• Bright pink bow adds a fun pop of color\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for anyone frequently found in situations requiring no further explanation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChoose Your Finish\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlossy:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, shiny finish that gives the pink bow a brighter, polished look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatte:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, low-shine finish for a softer, more understated look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease don't ask why you have to choose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Laptops\u003cbr\u003e• Water bottles\u003cbr\u003e• Notebooks and journals\u003cbr\u003e• Tumblers\u003cbr\u003e• Planners\u003cbr\u003e• School supplies\u003cbr\u003e• Anywhere that could use a little unexplained capybara chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMakes a Great Gift For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Capybara lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Your most chaotic friend\u003cbr\u003e• Teens and college students\u003cbr\u003e• Coworkers with a sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Siblings and best friends\u003cbr\u003e• People who always have a story\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone whose questionable decisions are best left unexplained\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA hand-drawn capybara hangs inexplicably from an oversized pink bow above the words \u003cstrong\u003e“don’t ask questions.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Why is the bow so big? Where is it hanging from? What happened immediately before this?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe specifically asked you not to ask questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrowse more in our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capy-life-sticker-collection-cute-funny-chill-capybara-vinyl-stickers-for-water-bottles-laptops-more\" title=\"Capybara stickers for adults and kids\"\u003ecapybara stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collection, or see everything in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-merch-and-gifts\" title=\"Capybara themed gifts and merchandise with relatable humor\"\u003ecapybara merch and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Capy Life","offers":[{"title":"Matte","offer_id":45810029756463,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glossy","offer_id":45810029789231,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/capy-life-capybara-vinyl-sticker_7ce61e8a-d040-4f0b-a1dc-c844a802cf6f.jpg?v=1786481176","url":"https:\/\/capylife.com\/products\/dontask-capybara-vinyl-sticker","provider":"Capy Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}