{"title":"Salty Gene","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"funny-minimalist-tee-capybara-causing-problems-politely","title":"\"Causing Problems Politely\" Funny Capybara Softstyle Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou didn’t mean to cause problems.\u003cbr\u003eYou just… handled things your way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eCausing Problems, Politely Capybara T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is a quiet masterpiece in controlled chaos—featuring a very composed capybara, a very long list, and a very specific energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s not aggressive.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s not loud.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s just… effective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Dry, subtle humor that lands without trying too hard\u003cbr\u003e• Minimalist doodle design with a perfect visual joke\u003cbr\u003e• Clean look that works anywhere—from errands to casual outings\u003cbr\u003e• Soft, comfortable tee you’ll actually wear\u003cbr\u003e• The kind of design people notice a second too late\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Introverts with strong opinions\u003cbr\u003e• Teachers, planners, and quiet rule-benders\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who handles chaos… calmly\u003cbr\u003e• Work, weekends, or low-key social situations\u003cbr\u003e• A funny gift that feels smart, not obvious\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eA calm, composed capybara in a pink hat reviews an absurdly long list, paired with the phrase “causing problems, politely.” The humor comes from the contrast between the polite presentation and the implied chaos behind the scenes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBrowse more \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca style=\"text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/adult-short-sleeve-tanks\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #1155cc; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: underline; -webkit-text-decoration-skip: none; text-decoration-skip-ink: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003egraphic adult tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e, or our entire line of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca style=\"text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-t-shirts-funny-cute-minimalist-tees\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #1155cc; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: underline; -webkit-text-decoration-skip: none; text-decoration-skip-ink: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ecapybara tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e or \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca style=\"text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-clothing-for-kids-adults\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #1155cc; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: underline; -webkit-text-decoration-skip: none; text-decoration-skip-ink: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ecapybara clothing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":44871790755887,"sku":"28862386856927723255","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":44858629292079,"sku":"33926987531985777650","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":44858629324847,"sku":"40762633266813547684","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44871790788655,"sku":"14557918884982156407","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44858629357615,"sku":"13841635160617035883","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":44858629390383,"sku":"20770324678594698032","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":44858629423151,"sku":"26610975681313265231","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":44858629455919,"sku":"18872047854465622564","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":44858629488687,"sku":"79537990141258440335","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44871790821423,"sku":"34433442200304629317","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44858629521455,"sku":"11028447425373881776","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":44858629554223,"sku":"31050525037081054564","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":44858629586991,"sku":"23022758628579418841","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":44858629619759,"sku":"24427453528956951032","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":44858629652527,"sku":"30171684062085404495","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44871790854191,"sku":"25293131439986323073","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44858629685295,"sku":"31799210854763585492","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":44858629718063,"sku":"21673538449445868180","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":44858629750831,"sku":"16941241116590816567","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":44858629783599,"sku":"21023869382732759066","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":44858629816367,"sku":"22382294672421846252","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44871790886959,"sku":"81114044410864830919","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44858629849135,"sku":"81696450746812066404","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44858629881903,"sku":"19021988447118051876","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":44858629914671,"sku":"21649450502021173167","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":44858629947439,"sku":"36866843021570855477","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":44858629980207,"sku":"21765491848435040787","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44871790919727,"sku":"17842040120676190456","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44858630012975,"sku":"14912415868389394059","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44858630045743,"sku":"15928370861347505517","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":44858630078511,"sku":"46992885779810702261","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":44858630111279,"sku":"27538882783401434065","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":44858630144047,"sku":"22526879339181660226","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44871790952495,"sku":"21470543527640712868","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":44858630176815,"sku":"79842682799792337134","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44858630209583,"sku":"11058868847014961916","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":44858630242351,"sku":"28176127948181463085","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":44858630275119,"sku":"28692027362927894396","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":44858630307887,"sku":"33159174662510085964","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":44871790985263,"sku":"18426826983442138868","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":44858630340655,"sku":"11500005800395389621","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":44858630373423,"sku":"32230242952324676891","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":44871791018031,"sku":"14795316584095551250","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/3695658194923863170_2048.jpg?v=1787147512"},{"product_id":"funny-minimalist-tee-here-against-my-will-capybara-shirt","title":"Funny Minimalist Tee - Here Against My Will Softstyle Capybara Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome days you wake up ready to thrive.\u003cbr\u003eOther days you’re basically Gene in a wagon… here against your will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eHere Against My Will Capybara Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003e shows a simple doodle of a capybara. It captures the energy we all feel about responsibilities, errands, meetings, and anything before noon.  \u003c\/span\u003eSimple line art + dry humor = the perfect everyday graphic tee for people who are tired, funny, and trying their best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re headed to work, school drop-off, family plans, or socializing for no reason at all, this shirt quietly communicates what you’re thinking.  And it is all without you having to say a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🐾 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny \u003cstrong\u003ecapybara graphic tee\u003c\/strong\u003e with minimalist doodle artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelatable quote: \u003cstrong\u003e“Here against my will.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft, comfy shirt for lounging, errands, and surviving plans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEasy everyday style — subtle, cute, and sarcastic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA perfect gift for \u003cstrong\u003eintroverts\u003c\/strong\u003e, capybara lovers, moms, dads, teens, teachers, and anyone running on vibes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🎁 Perfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny animal shirts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eintrovert humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic t-shirts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecapybara gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eminimalist graphic tees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“don’t talk to me” energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elow-effort outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeople who get dragged into plans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/adult-short-sleeve-tanks\"\u003ecapybara t-shirts and tanks\u003c\/a\u003e collection, or see everything in the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/capybara-merch-and-gifts\"\u003ecapybara merch and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":44861724885039,"sku":"27171262095792406173","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":44861724917807,"sku":"26347839867245638804","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44861724950575,"sku":"24402611886874122199","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44861724983343,"sku":"61287805180903347134","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":44871787184175,"sku":"13428759886782078253","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ S","offer_id":44861725016111,"sku":"60425083736058992081","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":44861725048879,"sku":"27853209293355251604","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ S","offer_id":44861725081647,"sku":"30431968380296259420","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ S","offer_id":44861725114415,"sku":"20311223942291164817","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":44861725147183,"sku":"27459377132812603472","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44861725179951,"sku":"32708617788542847706","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44861725212719,"sku":"28409874884363031997","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":44871787216943,"sku":"13887054386100989909","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ M","offer_id":44861725245487,"sku":"57583680665796269999","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":44861725278255,"sku":"33425063365786817980","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ M","offer_id":44861725311023,"sku":"16698487721316055252","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ M","offer_id":44861725343791,"sku":"29739633270499557804","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":44861725376559,"sku":"12251774608599576426","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44861725409327,"sku":"32126149227389503762","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44861725442095,"sku":"90123200276367977384","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":44871787249711,"sku":"58566994847974183369","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ L","offer_id":44861725474863,"sku":"87574957202646488870","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":44861725507631,"sku":"26024521235765312859","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ L","offer_id":44861725540399,"sku":"46883892263808503987","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ L","offer_id":44861725573167,"sku":"13575243669577379109","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":44861725605935,"sku":"29110165921884299229","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44861725638703,"sku":"23857901843124131729","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44861725671471,"sku":"31305018808660596952","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44871787282479,"sku":"23864939558951913485","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ XL","offer_id":44861725704239,"sku":"21645794108564532386","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":44861725737007,"sku":"14681173110290977391","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ XL","offer_id":44861725769775,"sku":"24559856251577070493","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ XL","offer_id":44861725802543,"sku":"14263084290407724626","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":44861725835311,"sku":"82227949786306076068","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44861725868079,"sku":"17203393840056971242","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44861725900847,"sku":"19676500231584824669","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44871787315247,"sku":"25103610676492302315","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ 2XL","offer_id":44861725933615,"sku":"21408336463752038974","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":44861725966383,"sku":"24896650466185962811","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":44861725999151,"sku":"86043193234288502533","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 2XL","offer_id":44861726031919,"sku":"31727226050886926640","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":44861726064687,"sku":"19747510088068540901","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44861726097455,"sku":"17259155579177766408","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":44861726130223,"sku":"10582403222118153207","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44871787348015,"sku":"23223959280692419883","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ 3XL","offer_id":44861726162991,"sku":"56830640832420551164","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":44861726195759,"sku":"31167938961044450784","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":44861726228527,"sku":"42253657376165449042","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 3XL","offer_id":44861726261295,"sku":"31043941912811838476","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":44861726294063,"sku":"20314608707421668696","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":44861726326831,"sku":"41850425856564752825","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":44861726359599,"sku":"30706444573080386238","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":44861726392367,"sku":"89490421062119368164","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":44861726425135,"sku":"28766659026311376829","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/9947095051043148905_2048.jpg?v=1771892741"},{"product_id":"copy-of-funny-minimalist-tee-capybara-causing-problems-politely","title":"Funny Womens Boxy Tee - Capybara Causing Problems Politely","description":"\u003cp\u003ePolite? Always.\u003cbr\u003eCausing problems? Also always.\u003cbr\u003eIt's a capybara thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet your new favorite funny introvert shirt: \u003cstrong\u003e“Causing Problems Politely.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis simple animal graphic tee shows a doodle-style capybara named Gene. He is wearing a top hat and holding a very long receipt. This receipt is a universal sign of polite but determined chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eintroverts with strong opinions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ecustomer service survivors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eteachers, moms, dads, and anyone who “just has a quick question”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003epeople who love funny animal shirts, capybara merch, and minimalist graphic tees\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt pairs easily with jeans, leggings, and weekend vibes.   It makes the perfect gift for capybara lovers, sarcastic friends, and anyone who enjoys subtle humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimalist doodle capybara artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny, relatable saying that gets compliments\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEasy-to-wear graphic tee style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat gift idea for birthdays, holidays, or treating yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Casual days, weekend errands, and hanging out\u003cbr\u003e• Capybara fans with a sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for people who appreciate the art of chill\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who causes problems — politely, of course\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrowse more\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/adult-short-sleeve-tanks\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny adult tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, or our entire line of\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-t-shirts-funny-cute-minimalist-tees\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecapybara tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-clothing-for-kids-adults\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecapybara clothing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ S","offer_id":44894431445039,"sku":"19902684518932843693","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":44894431477807,"sku":"30826566828305062402","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44894431510575,"sku":"16861296286561736846","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ M","offer_id":44894431543343,"sku":"27812657047552700930","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":44894431576111,"sku":"71598647501031166206","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44894431608879,"sku":"29939194032258976782","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ L","offer_id":44894431641647,"sku":"18261165474463146893","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":44894431674415,"sku":"21652456187020155264","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44894431707183,"sku":"25724838710196801047","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ XL","offer_id":44894431739951,"sku":"29723434870530241064","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":44894431772719,"sku":"50571458915066829153","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44894431805487,"sku":"27622033244024796660","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ 2XL","offer_id":44894431838255,"sku":"89736373349003949420","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":44894431871023,"sku":"14191465333326931909","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44894431903791,"sku":"23528691967743205722","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/7724246776480939441_2048.jpg?v=1777729481"},{"product_id":"funny-womens-shirt-here-against-my-will-capybara-boxy-tee","title":"Funny Womens Shirt - Here Against My Will Capybara Boxy Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome days you wake up ready to thrive.\u003cbr\u003eOther days you’re basically Gene in a wagon… here against your will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eHere Against My Will Capybara Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003e shows a simple doodle of a capybara. It captures the energy we all feel about responsibilities, errands, meetings, and anything before noon.  \u003c\/span\u003eSimple line art + dry humor = the perfect everyday graphic tee for people who are tired, funny, and trying their best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re headed to work, school drop-off, family plans, or socializing for no reason at all, this shirt quietly communicates what you’re thinking.  And it is all without you having to say a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny \u003cstrong\u003ecapybara graphic tee\u003c\/strong\u003e with minimalist doodle artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelatable quote: \u003cstrong\u003e“Here against my will.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft, comfy shirt for lounging, errands, and surviving plans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEasy everyday style — subtle, cute, and sarcastic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA perfect gift for \u003cstrong\u003eintroverts\u003c\/strong\u003e, capybara lovers, moms, dads, teens, teachers, and anyone running on vibes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny animal shirts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eintrovert humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic t-shirts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecapybara gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eminimalist graphic tees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“don’t talk to me” energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elow-effort outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeople who get dragged into plans\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrowse more\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/adult-short-sleeve-tanks\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny adult tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, or our entire line of\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-t-shirts-funny-cute-minimalist-tees\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecapybara tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-clothing-for-kids-adults\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecapybara clothing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":44894469652527,"sku":"61023762869802902773","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":44894469685295,"sku":"89411993593106087197","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":44894469718063,"sku":"29998936073754426378","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peachy \/ S","offer_id":44894469750831,"sku":"25695574697545088842","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44894469783599,"sku":"19113889626601575288","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":44894469816367,"sku":"20342516253496469266","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":44894469849135,"sku":"20089996502981266180","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":44894469881903,"sku":"27445338410814076701","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peachy \/ M","offer_id":44894469914671,"sku":"77389037065931594291","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44894469947439,"sku":"14916012273286646993","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":44894469980207,"sku":"19281524642829288068","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ L","offer_id":44894470012975,"sku":"13934532063011465380","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":44894470045743,"sku":"27145837656480117937","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peachy \/ L","offer_id":44894470078511,"sku":"49247635253785369203","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44894470111279,"sku":"28389227640776593765","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":44894470144047,"sku":"29436388545456492731","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":44894470176815,"sku":"25547215809674477225","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":44894470209583,"sku":"26093945942466735505","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peachy \/ XL","offer_id":44894470242351,"sku":"12205131443043239642","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44894470275119,"sku":"30172361457858826182","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":44894470307887,"sku":"84562230918581711587","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":44894470340655,"sku":"18057865290360103375","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":44894470373423,"sku":"33438574859660483481","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peachy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44894470406191,"sku":"65949087110059871158","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44894470438959,"sku":"13345844166176377900","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/13362503145499704183_2048.jpg?v=1768954406"},{"product_id":"personalized-capybara-notebook-cute-custom-name-journal-with-adorable-wagon","title":"Funny Capybara Notebook – “Here Against My Will” Sarcastic Work Journal","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Capybara Notebook – “Here Against My Will”\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome meetings are inspiring.\u003cbr\u003eOthers… you’re just \u003cstrong\u003ehere against your will\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003efunny capybara notebook\u003c\/strong\u003e features a laid-back capybara riding in a little wagon with the sarcastic phrase \u003cstrong\u003e“Here Against My Will.”\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s the perfect notebook for anyone who has ever been dragged into a meeting, class, or situation they didn’t exactly volunteer for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse it for notes, journaling, brainstorming ideas, or simply surviving another Monday meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA Funny Notebook for Work, School, and Everyday Life\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’ve ever found yourself sitting in a meeting thinking \u003cem\u003e“Why am I here?”\u003c\/em\u003e, this notebook will feel very relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• work meetings\u003cbr\u003e• school or college notes\u003cbr\u003e• brainstorming ideas\u003cbr\u003e• journaling thoughts\u003cbr\u003e• everyday to-do lists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003efunny work notebook\u003c\/strong\u003e adds a little humor to your daily routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA Great Gift for Coworkers and Capybara Fans\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for a useful but funny gift?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003efunny capybara notebook\u003c\/strong\u003e makes a great present for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• coworkers\u003cbr\u003e• students\u003cbr\u003e• teachers\u003cbr\u003e• writers\u003cbr\u003e• capybara lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s perfect for anyone who enjoys \u003cstrong\u003esarcastic humor, quirky stationery, and relatable office jokes\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMinimalist Design with a Playful Twist\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe notebook features a simple capybara illustration riding in a bright red wagon with the phrase \u003cstrong\u003e“Here Against My Will.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe clean, minimalist design keeps the notebook looking aesthetic while still delivering the humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat for journaling, meeting notes, planning, or writing down your thoughts while being… here against your will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🌿 About Capy Life\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCapy Life creates funny, cozy, and personalized capybara gifts that bring smiles to everyday life.\u003cbr\u003eEach design is made to be cute, simple, and fun.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSee all of our\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/personalized-aesthetic-notebooks-by-capy-life\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecapybara journals,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or look for something more specific in our\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/cute-capybara-notebooks\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecute notebooks,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/funny-capybara-notebooks\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny notebooks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, or p\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/personalized-capybara-notebooks-1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eersonalized notebooks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFind a matching\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-tote-bags-funny-minimalist-everyday-canvas-totes\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecapybara tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/adult-short-sleeve-tanks\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":45639423852591,"sku":"65003969952725713791","price":23.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/10150723229568126112_2048.jpg?v=1784488626"},{"product_id":"funny-coffee-mug-here-against-my-will-capybara-mug-coffee-mug-with-funny-saying","title":"Here Against My Will – Funny Capybara Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe've all been there.\u003cbr\u003ePhysically present. Mentally elsewhere. Spiritually a capybara.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Coffee Mug – “Here Against My Will” Capybara Design\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf mornings feel a little forced… this one’s for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003efunny coffee mug\u003c\/strong\u003e features a laid-back capybara riding in a little red wagon with the phrase \u003cem\u003e“Here Against My Will.”\u003c\/em\u003e It’s the perfect mix of dry humor and relatable coffee energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug is great if you’re heading into work or surviving early school drop-offs.  If you are just not emotionally ready for the day, this is for you.  It is one of those \u003cstrong\u003ecoffee mugs with funny sayings\u003c\/strong\u003e that says exactly what you’re thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClassic white ceramic mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-quality print that won’t fade\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect size for coffee, tea, or your third reheated cup\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA great gift for coworkers, moms, dads, and anyone running on caffeine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of those \u003cstrong\u003efunny coffee mugs for adults\u003c\/strong\u003e that makes a subtle statement without trying too hard. It’s sarcastic, simple, and completely relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for \u003cstrong\u003efunny coffee mug sayings\u003c\/strong\u003e that aren’t overdone? This capybara has you covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMakes a great:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny office gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny mom coffee mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoworker gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChristmas stocking stuffer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes we’re all just here… against our will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Capy Life Reminder:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCaffeine First.  Deep Thoughts Later.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrowse more in our\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/funny-capybara-mugs-subtle-sarcastic-actually-funny-coffee-mugs\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e funny mugs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collection, or our full\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/mugs\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e capybara mugs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collection.  You can also see everything in the\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-merch-and-gifts\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e capybara merch and gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":44972293521455,"sku":"21501932317779107670","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/7186313140295034153_2048.jpg?v=1771629854"},{"product_id":"funny-capybara-canvas-tote-here-against-my-will-minimalist-tote-bag","title":"Here Against My Will Capybara Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome days you’re thriving.\u003cbr\u003eOther days… you’re just here against your will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003eFunny Capybara Tote Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e captures that exact feeling—with a chill capybara being pulled along in a wagon like it didn’t exactly sign up for this. It’s simple, relatable, and just the right amount of sarcastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a \u003cstrong\u003enatural canvas tote\u003c\/strong\u003e, this version leans into a softer, neutral aesthetic that feels easy, wearable, and effortlessly cool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e Funny, But Keep It Low-Key\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tote is designed for people who like their humor:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSubtle (but very real)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlightly sarcastic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClean and minimalist\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot screaming for attention—but still gets it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’ve ever searched for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003efunny tote bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esarcastic tote bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ecapybara tote bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eminimalist canvas tote\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003erelatable humor gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one checks all the boxes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade for Real Life\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tote works for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• School drop-off or teacher life\u003cbr\u003e• Errands you didn’t feel like running\u003cbr\u003e• Work, books, or daily carry\u003cbr\u003e• Travel, beach days, or weekend use\u003cbr\u003e• Easy, funny gift ideas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s the kind of bag people use constantly—and get comments on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNatural Canvas = Effortless Style\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect if you want something funny that still fits your everyday aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCapy Life Vibe\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt Capy Life, we don’t overcomplicate things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bag is for the people who:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eshow up (even when they don’t want to)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ekeep it chill\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eand find humor in the chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Grocery runs and farmers markets\u003cbr\u003e• Book bags and beach days\u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for tote bag collectors\u003cbr\u003e• Everyday carry with chill vibes\u003cbr\u003e• Replacing plastic bags in style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/capybara-tote-bags-funny-minimalist-everyday-canvas-totes\"\u003ecapybara tote bags\u003c\/a\u003e collection, or see everything in the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/capybara-merch-and-gifts\"\u003ecapybara merch and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45082093781039,"sku":"12599716833334259578","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/capy-life-capybara-canvas-tote-bag_a40c232d-9209-4b95-916d-5d2f0f1a9e2b.jpg?v=1786492001"},{"product_id":"here-against-my-will-embroidered-funny-capybara-premium-hoodie","title":"\"Here Against My Will\" - Embroidered Funny Capybara Premium Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou showed up.\u003cbr\u003eThat’s already a lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003e“Here Against My Will” Embroidered Capybara Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e captures that very specific energy—featuring a small, minimalist capybara riding in a wagon, quietly accepting its fate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s not resistance.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s… participation under protest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Subtle embroidered design for a clean, elevated look\u003cbr\u003e• Dry, relatable humor that doesn’t try too hard\u003cbr\u003e• Minimalist style that pairs with everything\u003cbr\u003e• Cozy hoodie you’ll actually want to wear\u003cbr\u003e• One of those designs people instantly \u003cem\u003eget\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e• Errands you didn’t volunteer for\u003cbr\u003e• Plans you agreed to… technically\u003cbr\u003e• Introverts, parents, and reluctant participants\u003cbr\u003e• School drop-offs, grocery runs, and “quick trips”\u003cbr\u003e• A funny gift that feels low-key and wearable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e• Soft cotton\/poly fleece blend\u003cbr\u003e• Midweight warmth for everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e• Front kangaroo pocket\u003cbr\u003e• Adjustable drawstring hood\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality embroidery for a clean, long-lasting finish\u003cbr\u003e• Available in multiple sizes and colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA small embroidered capybara sits in a wagon, paired with the phrase “Here Against My Will.” The humor is in the simplicity—the calm expression contrasted with the very real, very relatable situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 8.25 oz fleece with soft 3-end brushed interior for warm, cozy feel\u003cbr\u003e- Kangaroo pocket for hand warmth and practical storage\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstrings and metal grommets\u003cbr\u003e- Durable construction: twill necktape, double-needle topstitching, under 5% shrinkage\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather Grey \/ S","offer_id":45264996663343,"sku":"83082623530821222130","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pale Pink \/ S","offer_id":45264996696111,"sku":"32601329590837159088","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45264996728879,"sku":"33727426021700599031","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandshell \/ S","offer_id":45264996761647,"sku":"24981321222342028158","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ M","offer_id":45264996794415,"sku":"13853211137288861176","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pale Pink \/ M","offer_id":45264996827183,"sku":"62814393015396462113","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45264996859951,"sku":"23722330189169406810","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandshell \/ M","offer_id":45264996892719,"sku":"21109471523671470959","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ L","offer_id":45264996925487,"sku":"48058144534557605637","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pale Pink \/ L","offer_id":45264996958255,"sku":"21332699931741209324","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45264996991023,"sku":"20900339140629014851","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandshell \/ L","offer_id":45264997023791,"sku":"23713807493015972017","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45264997056559,"sku":"21802101241733003288","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pale Pink \/ XL","offer_id":45264997089327,"sku":"21665653509632577189","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45264997122095,"sku":"28894887898844219286","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandshell \/ XL","offer_id":45264997154863,"sku":"17425455524554253462","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45264997187631,"sku":"31253828928344120229","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pale Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":45264997220399,"sku":"43174727095908332259","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45264997253167,"sku":"23438857856690545797","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandshell \/ 2XL","offer_id":45264997285935,"sku":"17794109777177168543","price":52.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45264997318703,"sku":"20745261495039638183","price":55.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/11_3c4c9204-be45-43bd-81c8-9ac454852aee.png?v=1777567767"},{"product_id":"funny-capybara-notebook-causing-problems-politely-spiral-journal","title":"Funny Capybara Notebook – “Causing Problems, Politely” Spiral Journal","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor when you \u003cem\u003etechnically\u003c\/em\u003e did nothing wrong… but also didn’t help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem\u003e“Causing Problems, Politely” Capybara Notebook\u003c\/em\u003e is for anyone who keeps things calm on the outside while quietly creating just a little chaos. Featuring a repeating capybara pattern with a tiny top hat (because of course), this notebook brings dry humor to your everyday notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSubtle. Polite. Slightly problematic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Funny capybara design with understated, dry humor\u003cbr\u003e• Unique repeating pattern with a standout center graphic\u003cbr\u003e• Clean layout that still feels playful and interesting\u003cbr\u003e• Smooth pages for writing, journaling, or planning\u003cbr\u003e• A conversation-starting notebook that doesn’t try too hard\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Work notes with a little personality\u003cbr\u003e• School or class notebooks\u003cbr\u003e• Journaling with a sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• People who enjoy subtle chaos\u003cbr\u003e• Funny, low-key gifts for coworkers, friends, or teachers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft neutral background keeps things calm, while the repeating capybara pattern adds movement and personality. The centered design—with a top-hatted capybara holding a suspiciously long receipt—anchors the humor with the phrase \u003cem\u003e“causing problems, politely.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s the kind of joke people notice a second later… and then laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🌿 About Capy Life\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCapy Life creates funny, cozy, and personalized capybara gifts that bring smiles to everyday life.\u003cbr\u003eEach design is made to be cute, simple, and fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee all of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/personalized-aesthetic-notebooks-by-capy-life\" title=\"Hand drawn capybara notebooks and journals\"\u003ecapybara journals,\u003c\/a\u003e or look for something more specific in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/cute-capybara-notebooks\" title=\"Cute and cozy notebooks with hand drawn designs\"\u003ecute notebooks,\u003c\/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/funny-capybara-notebooks\" title=\"funny notebooks with hand drawn relatable humor\"\u003efunny notebooks\u003c\/a\u003e, or p\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/personalized-capybara-notebooks-1\" title=\"Personalized notebooks with original designs\"\u003eersonalized notebooks\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFind a matching \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-tote-bags-funny-minimalist-everyday-canvas-totes\" title=\"Funny and minimalist capybara tote bags\"\u003ecapybara tote\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/adult-short-sleeve-tanks\" title=\"Funny shirts with relatable humor for men and women\"\u003efunny shirt\u003c\/a\u003e.  \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":45295138439215,"sku":"26229591180681033157","price":23.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/10896504222993782703_2048.jpg?v=1784489103"},{"product_id":"i-cant-im-busy-capybara-priorities-softstyle-adult-tee","title":"\"I can't.  I'm busy\" Capybara Priorities Softstyle Adult Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eUnavailable. Occupied. Doing something important.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe “I Can’t. I’m Busy.” T-Shirt features a relaxed capybara fully focused on a small, very unimportant task—completely committed to not doing anything else. It’s simple, understated, and perfectly captures the art of opting out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes being busy is more of a mindset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Minimalist capybara design with subtle, relatable humor\u003cbr\u003e• Soft, muted aesthetic that feels calm and wearable\u003cbr\u003e• Clean layout that keeps the focus on the joke\u003cbr\u003e• Comfortable fit for everyday use\u003cbr\u003e• A low-effort, high-relatability kind of shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Avoiding plans (gracefully)\u003cbr\u003e• Casual days, errands, or doing absolutely nothing\u003cbr\u003e• Introverts and selective extroverts\u003cbr\u003e• Funny gift ideas for friends, coworkers, or family\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who values their time… especially alone\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA simple line-drawn capybara keeps the design clean and minimal, while the small action detail adds just enough context to make the phrase land. The muted shirt color enhances the calm, unbothered vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s subtle, easy to wear, and quietly honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrowse more \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/adult-short-sleeve-tanks\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny adult tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, or our entire line of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-t-shirts-funny-cute-minimalist-tees\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecapybara tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-clothing-for-kids-adults\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecapybara clothing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":45323875188783,"sku":"24105977227664347749","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":45323875221551,"sku":"15997689615326435773","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45323875254319,"sku":"25893409245797408613","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45323875287087,"sku":"99432948320355556617","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":45323875319855,"sku":"24997250201491787382","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":45323875352623,"sku":"20214164654396225832","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45323875385391,"sku":"11538905909821897381","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45323875418159,"sku":"14564881731508891972","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":45323875450927,"sku":"11610512270889021318","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":45323875483695,"sku":"31078730813415907309","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45323875516463,"sku":"13994444113860124794","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45323875549231,"sku":"45801689079812704711","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":45323875581999,"sku":"64117794101180373724","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":45323875614767,"sku":"27693320789688376999","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45323875647535,"sku":"88669381722657734693","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45323875680303,"sku":"13727724058908205776","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45323875713071,"sku":"11527915933672868416","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":45323875745839,"sku":"16562779733105076104","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45323875778607,"sku":"22704430571489687092","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45323875811375,"sku":"32767611496064333250","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45323875844143,"sku":"33827530974197043786","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":45323875876911,"sku":"18027678128679622103","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45323875909679,"sku":"30659429917246068083","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45323875942447,"sku":"20951172380797673777","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45323875975215,"sku":"15395921405926351788","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":45323876007983,"sku":"33711126950828050862","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":45323876040751,"sku":"24906413921747591987","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":45323876073519,"sku":"14516494349814749404","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":45323876106287,"sku":"10507025668713508388","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":45323876139055,"sku":"14111355985324712945","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/CapybaraSnacking.jpg?v=1787147856"},{"product_id":"you-gonna-eat-that-capybara-leftover-lover-softstyle-adult-tee","title":"\"You gonna finish that?\" Capybara Leftover Lover Softstyle Adult Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eEvery table has one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe person (or capybara) quietly watching... patiently waiting... hoping someone leaves just one bite behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny capybara t-shirt features a hand-drawn sketch of a curious capybara paired with the question, \u003cstrong\u003e\"You gonna finish that?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether you're known for stealing fries, accepting unwanted desserts, or simply volunteering to eliminate leftovers, this shirt says it all without saying much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a softstyle tee, it's lightweight, comfortable, and perfect for anyone who believes no good food should ever go to waste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Funny, relatable food humor everyone understands\u003cbr\u003e• Original hand-drawn capybara artwork exclusive to Capy Life\u003cbr\u003e• Soft, lightweight fabric for everyday comfort\u003cbr\u003e• Great conversation starter at restaurants, cookouts, and family dinners\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect balance of minimalist design and dry humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Food lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Snack enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who always asks for \"just one bite\"\u003cbr\u003e• Capybara fans\u003cbr\u003e• BBQs, cookouts, and family gatherings\u003cbr\u003e• Casual everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone whose friends know they'll finish the leftovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMakes a Great Gift For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Foodies\u003cbr\u003e• Capybara lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Dad gifts\u003cbr\u003e• College students\u003cbr\u003e• BBQ enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• Friends who always order dessert\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who proudly volunteers to finish everyone else's leftovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA detailed sketch of a curious capybara stares directly ahead with the perfectly timed question: \u003cstrong\u003e\"You gonna finish that?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e The realistic illustration contrasts with the playful caption, creating a simple design that's funny without trying too hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrowse more\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/adult-short-sleeve-tanks\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny adult tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, or our entire line of\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-t-shirts-funny-cute-minimalist-tees\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecapybara tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-clothing-for-kids-adults\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecapybara clothing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":45725413539887,"sku":"62255667620380802243","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":45725413572655,"sku":"14272238033204879505","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45725413605423,"sku":"15973866201740519505","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45725413638191,"sku":"26563438300830740567","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ S","offer_id":45725413670959,"sku":"44736304485408876954","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":45725413703727,"sku":"18153412638339123091","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45725413736495,"sku":"14425340537905904089","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45725413769263,"sku":"26153317044952837759","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ M","offer_id":45725413802031,"sku":"33406083243251398287","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":45725413834799,"sku":"33344387346163596714","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45725413867567,"sku":"17044070704967737152","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45725413900335,"sku":"61520091901328255792","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ L","offer_id":45725413933103,"sku":"15158250242118336594","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":45725413965871,"sku":"29146521988286755640","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45725413998639,"sku":"18565892153186825626","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45725414031407,"sku":"80760257808296688836","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ XL","offer_id":45725414064175,"sku":"11591274116952023102","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":45725414096943,"sku":"29508184041316222788","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45725414129711,"sku":"12646484082212957074","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45725414162479,"sku":"56990361454883815094","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 2XL","offer_id":45725414195247,"sku":"63736983120753965022","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":45725414228015,"sku":"10043078895354872397","price":23.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45725414260783,"sku":"65712150647680622617","price":25.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45725414293551,"sku":"18135949930271149177","price":25.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 3XL","offer_id":45725414326319,"sku":"28525375173323458155","price":25.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":45725414359087,"sku":"22804395370846527104","price":25.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":45725414391855,"sku":"17091270372074836539","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":45725414424623,"sku":"72590654576007708870","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":45725414457391,"sku":"25201739279058769578","price":28.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":45725414490159,"sku":"15251173738257910917","price":28.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/1246575045571657355_2048.jpg?v=1785499516"},{"product_id":"you-gonna-finish-that-funny-capybara-coffee-mug","title":"You Gonna Finish That? Funny Capybara Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome people politely wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOthers just quietly stare at the last cookie until someone gives in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny 11 oz capybara mug features a detailed hand-drawn capybara peeking over the edge with one simple question: \u003cstrong\u003e\"You gonna finish that?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e It's the perfect mug for snack enthusiasts, leftover specialists, office lunch regulars, and anyone who's always willing to \"help\" finish what's left on the plate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're sipping your morning coffee, enjoying an afternoon tea, or plotting your next snack, this mug adds a little dry humor to every cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Funny food humor that's instantly relatable\u003cbr\u003e• Original hand-drawn capybara artwork exclusive to Capy Life\u003cbr\u003e• Durable ceramic construction for everyday use\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect size for coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or your favorite drink\u003cbr\u003e• Makes people smile before they've even had their first sip\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Food lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Coffee drinkers\u003cbr\u003e• Snack enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• Capybara fans\u003cbr\u003e• Office coworkers\u003cbr\u003e• Home kitchens\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who always volunteers to finish the leftovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA realistic hand-drawn capybara peers forward with the unmistakable expression of someone patiently waiting for an opportunity. Paired with the phrase \u003cstrong\u003e\"You gonna finish that?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, the design captures that familiar moment at every dinner table, office lunch, or family gathering when someone is secretly hoping for the last bite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBrowse more in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/funny-capybara-mugs-subtle-sarcastic-actually-funny-coffee-mugs\" title=\"Funny mugs for relatable moments\"\u003efunny mugs \u003c\/a\u003ecollection, or our full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mugs\"\u003ecapybara mugs\u003c\/a\u003e collection.  You can also see everything in the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/capybara-merch-and-gifts\"\u003ecapybara merch and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"\"\u003eMakes a Great Gift For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• The family member who always finishes everyone's fries\u003cbr\u003e• The coworker known for \"helping\" with leftover donuts\u003cbr\u003e• Coffee-loving foodies\u003cbr\u003e• Capybara enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• College students\u003cbr\u003e• Dad gifts\u003cbr\u003e• White elephant exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone whose appetite is only slightly bigger than their sense of shame\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":45731214622767,"sku":"75470065369225831251","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/5644519049885327854_2048.jpg?v=1785622501"},{"product_id":"you-gonna-finish-that-capybara-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"\"You Gonna Finish That?\" Capybara Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome people politely wait until everyone is done eating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOthers start making eye contact with your fries halfway through the meal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cozy capybara sweatshirt is for the snack thieves, the dessert \"helpers,\" and anyone who's always wondering if you're really going to finish that. Featuring a curious hand-drawn capybara paired with the phrase \u003cem\u003e\"You gonna finish that?\"\u003c\/em\u003e it's the perfect mix of cozy comfort and everyday humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's playful.\u003cbr\u003eIt's relatable.\u003cbr\u003eIt usually gets a laugh before you even say a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal hand-drawn capybara artwork exclusive to Capy Life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft fleece interior that's perfect for cooler days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny design that's instantly recognizable to every food lover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit for everyday comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy conversation starter wherever you wear it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSnack enthusiasts and dessert lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe friend who's always asking for \"just one bite\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollege students and roommates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFoodies with a great sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCozy weekends, movie nights, road trips, and casual outings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays, holidays, and funny gift exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA curious hand-drawn capybara stares forward with the unmistakable expression of someone hoping you'll share your snack. Paired with the phrase \u003cem\u003e\"You gonna finish that?\"\u003c\/em\u003e the minimalist black-and-white artwork keeps the design clean while delivering a joke that almost everyone can relate to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":45733703450671,"sku":"22133718631826772256","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":45733703483439,"sku":"98741396577203122715","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":45733703516207,"sku":"92474697588793615625","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":45733703548975,"sku":"11028549900868246294","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":45733703581743,"sku":"33397680744027742935","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":45733703614511,"sku":"24359514354464997197","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":45733703647279,"sku":"21267898602934121585","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":45733703680047,"sku":"49299187894750209812","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":45733703712815,"sku":"22848452932282584149","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":45733703745583,"sku":"24671897689016177425","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":45733703778351,"sku":"52852840511072319539","price":50.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/17871546789586038190_2048.jpg?v=1785714291"},{"product_id":"you-gonna-finish-that-capybara-lunch-box","title":"You Gonna Finish That? Capybara Lunch Box","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome people pack their lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOthers spend the whole day hoping someone else doesn't finish theirs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny capybara lunch box is for snack lovers, leftover enthusiasts, and anyone who's always keeping an eye on the last cookie. Featuring an original hand-drawn capybara paired with the phrase \u003cem\u003e\"You gonna finish that?\"\u003c\/em\u003e it's guaranteed to get a smile every time lunchtime rolls around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're heading to school, work, or a picnic, it's a playful reminder that sharing is optional... but asking never hurts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal hand-drawn capybara artwork exclusive to Capy Life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny design that's instantly relatable to every food lover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpacious insulated interior helps keep food fresh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight and easy to carry with a sturdy handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes lunchtime a little more fun every day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSchool lunches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice lunches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollege students\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSnack lovers and foodies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's famous for asking for \"just one bite\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny birthday, back-to-school, or holiday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA curious hand-drawn capybara stares forward with the unmistakable look of someone patiently waiting to see if there's one last bite left. The warm, lunch-inspired background and playful phrase \u003cem\u003e\"You gonna finish that?\"\u003c\/em\u003e create a design that's funny without trying too hard—perfect for anyone who believes leftovers are an opportunity, not an obligation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBrowse more in our full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capy-life-lunchbox-collection-snack-time-upgraded\"\u003ecapybara lunch boxes\u003c\/a\u003e collection, or our full\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/personalized-aesthetic-notebooks-by-capy-life\"\u003e capybara notebooks\u003c\/a\u003e collection.  You can also see everything in the\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-merch-and-gifts\"\u003e capybara merch and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":45733906972719,"sku":"23772139248486252768","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/13612240963474670767_2048_2db97e81-0611-46c1-9879-6f01e613b758.jpg?v=1786469795"},{"product_id":"bro-bro-capybara-vinyl-sticker-copy","title":"Causing Problems Politely Capybara Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere are problems to cause.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFortunately, there's a list.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis funny capybara sticker features a very proper capybara in a bright pink top hat reviewing an impressively long agenda beneath the words \u003cstrong\u003e“causing problems (politely).”\u003c\/strong\u003e Because being a little bit of trouble and having good manners are not mutually exclusive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt approximately \u003cstrong\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, this vinyl sticker is perfect for adding a little polite chaos to laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and more. Choose between a \u003cstrong\u003eglossy or matte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e depending on your preferred look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Funny, relatable humor for polite troublemakers\u003cbr\u003e• Original capybara artwork exclusive to Capy Life\u003cbr\u003e• Approximately 3\" x 3\" size\u003cbr\u003e• Available in your choice of glossy or matte finish\u003cbr\u003e• Bright pink top hat adds just the right amount of ridiculousness\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for adding personality without actually causing any problems\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eChoose Your Finish\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlossy:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, shiny finish that gives the design and pink top hat a brighter, polished look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatte:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, low-shine finish for a softer, more understated look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEither way, the problems will be caused respectfully.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Laptops\u003cbr\u003e• Water bottles\u003cbr\u003e• Notebooks and journals\u003cbr\u003e• Tumblers\u003cbr\u003e• Planners\u003cbr\u003e• School supplies\u003cbr\u003e• Anywhere that could use a little well-mannered chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMakes a Great Gift For\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Capybara lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Your favorite troublemaker\u003cbr\u003e• Teachers and coworkers\u003cbr\u003e• Teens and college students\u003cbr\u003e• Friends with a dry sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Rule followers with occasional exceptions\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who believes you can cause problems and still say please and thank you\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA hand-drawn capybara wearing an unnecessarily formal pink top hat studies a very long list of what we can only assume are upcoming problems. Paired with \u003cstrong\u003e“causing problems (politely),”\u003c\/strong\u003e the simple black-and-white artwork and pop of bright pink make this little troublemaker hard to miss.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse more in our \u003ca target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capy-life-sticker-collection-cute-funny-chill-capybara-vinyl-stickers-for-water-bottles-laptops-more\" title=\"Capybara stickers for adults and kids\"\u003ecapybara stickers\u003c\/a\u003e collection, or see everything in the \u003ca target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-merch-and-gifts\" title=\"Capybara themed gifts and merchandise with relatable humor\"\u003ecapybara merch and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Capy Life","offers":[{"title":"Matte","offer_id":45810018091055,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glossy","offer_id":45810018123823,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/capy-life-capybara-vinyl-sticker.jpg?v=1786478918"},{"product_id":"here-against-my-will-funny-capybara-vinyl-sticker","title":"Here Against My Will Funny Capybara Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou showed up. That feels like enough.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny capybara sticker features Gene sitting stoically in a little red wagon with the wonderfully resigned phrase \u003cstrong\u003e“Here against my will.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect for anyone who technically attends things but would prefer that nobody mistake their presence for enthusiasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt approximately \u003cstrong\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s an easy way to add some dry humor to your laptop, water bottle, notebook, tumbler, planner, or wherever else you’ve been dragged against your will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Original hand-drawn capybara artwork\u003cbr\u003e• Approximately 3\" x 3\"\u003cbr\u003e• Available in glossy or matte finish\u003cbr\u003e• Funny, relatable introvert humor\u003cbr\u003e• Simple black, white, and red design\u003cbr\u003e• Captures the exact energy of reluctantly participating\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChoose Your Finish\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlossy:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, shiny finish that gives the artwork a crisp, polished appearance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatte:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, low-shine finish that complements the hand-drawn artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Laptops and tablets\u003cbr\u003e• Water bottles and tumblers\u003cbr\u003e• Notebooks and journals\u003cbr\u003e• Planners\u003cbr\u003e• Office supplies\u003cbr\u003e• School, work, meetings, parties, errands, and other mandatory appearances\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMakes a Great Gift For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroverts, reluctant coworkers, teenagers, teachers, homebodies, tired parents, or that friend who came along but wants everyone to understand that this was absolutely not their idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGene has been placed in a red wagon and appears to have accepted his fate without actually agreeing to it. The deadpan \u003cstrong\u003e“Here against my will.”\u003c\/strong\u003e underneath makes this one especially good for anyone whose participation should not be confused with willingness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBrowse more in our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capy-life-sticker-collection-cute-funny-chill-capybara-vinyl-stickers-for-water-bottles-laptops-more\" title=\"Capybara stickers for adults and kids\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ecapybara stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e collection, or see everything in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-merch-and-gifts\" title=\"Capybara themed gifts and merchandise with relatable humor\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ecapybara merch and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Capy Life","offers":[{"title":"Matte","offer_id":45810099159087,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glossy","offer_id":45810099191855,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/capy-life-capybara-wagon-sticker.jpg?v=1786480798"},{"product_id":"i-can-t-i-m-busy-funny-capybara-sticker","title":"I Can’t. I’m Busy. Funny Capybara Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBusy is a relative term.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny capybara sticker features Gene on the phone while casually snacking, paired with the perfectly reasonable excuse \u003cstrong\u003e“I can’t. I’m busy.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether you’re actually busy, avoiding plans, or simply have snacks that require your full attention, Gene understands that your schedule is full.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt approximately \u003cstrong\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s an easy little dose of relatable humor for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, tumblers, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Original hand-drawn capybara artwork\u003cbr\u003e• Approximately 3\" x 3\"\u003cbr\u003e• Available in glossy or matte finish\u003cbr\u003e• Simple black-and-white design with a tiny pop of color\u003cbr\u003e• Funny without trying too hard\u003cbr\u003e• A highly reusable excuse, should anyone ask\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChoose Your Finish\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlossy:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, shiny finish that gives the design a little extra pop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatte:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, low-shine finish for a softer, understated look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Laptops and tablets\u003cbr\u003e• Water bottles and tumblers\u003cbr\u003e• Notebooks and journals\u003cbr\u003e• Introverts and homebodies\u003cbr\u003e• Snack enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone whose definition of “busy” is open to interpretation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMakes a Great Gift For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat friend who never wants to go anywhere, the coworker who is mysteriously unavailable, or anyone who understands that eating a snack while doing absolutely nothing still counts as having plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGene is on the phone. Gene has a snack. Gene clearly has a lot going on. Please respect his schedule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBrowse more in our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capy-life-sticker-collection-cute-funny-chill-capybara-vinyl-stickers-for-water-bottles-laptops-more\" title=\"Capybara stickers for adults and kids\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ecapybara stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e collection, or see everything in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-merch-and-gifts\" title=\"Capybara themed gifts and merchandise with relatable humor\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ecapybara merch and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Capy Life","offers":[{"title":"Matte","offer_id":45810148180015,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glossy","offer_id":45810148212783,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/capy-life-funny-capybara-sticker_2bb47ac6-f465-4e9d-a3af-634ea528bf78.jpg?v=1786480677"},{"product_id":"you-gonna-finish-that-capybara-sticker","title":"You Gonna Finish That? Capybara Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThere’s no pressure. He’s just asking.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing an intensely interested capybara staring down your food with \u003cstrong\u003e“you gonna finish that?”\u003c\/strong\u003e, this sticker perfectly captures that friend, kid, spouse, or pet who suddenly becomes very attentive the second food appears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt approximately \u003cstrong\u003e3\" x 3\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s an easy way to add some hungry capybara energy to your laptop, water bottle, notebook, journal, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Original hand-drawn capybara artwork\u003cbr\u003e• Approximately 3\" x 3\"\u003cbr\u003e• Available in glossy or matte finish\u003cbr\u003e• Simple black-and-white doodle design\u003cbr\u003e• Relatable humor for snack enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• No pressure. Gene is perfectly willing to wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChoose Your Finish\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlossy:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, shiny finish that makes Gene’s intensely hopeful stare stand out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatte:\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, low-shine finish for a softer, understated look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Laptops and tablets\u003cbr\u003e• Water bottles and tumblers\u003cbr\u003e• Notebooks and journals\u003cbr\u003e• Snack lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Foodies\u003cbr\u003e• Leftover opportunists\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who has ever watched someone abandon perfectly good fries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMakes a Great Gift For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat friend who always wants “just one bite,” the coworker keeping tabs on your lunch, the teenager who somehow just ate but is hungry again, or anyone who has ever politely waited to see whether you were really going to leave that last piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGene has spotted unattended food. Gene has assessed the situation. Gene would simply like to know your intentions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBrowse more in our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capy-life-sticker-collection-cute-funny-chill-capybara-vinyl-stickers-for-water-bottles-laptops-more\" title=\"Capybara stickers for adults and kids\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ecapybara stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e collection, or see everything in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-merch-and-gifts\" title=\"Capybara themed gifts and merchandise with relatable humor\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ecapybara merch and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Capy Life","offers":[{"title":"Matte","offer_id":45810157617199,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glossy","offer_id":45810157649967,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/capy-life-capybara-sticker-doodle.jpg?v=1786479959"},{"product_id":"i-can-t-i-m-busy-minimalist-capybara-softstyle-adult-t-shirt","title":"I Can’t. I’m Busy. Color Capybara Softstyle Adult T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eSorry. Gene already has plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThis minimalist capybara t-shirt features a small, softly colored Gene sitting quietly with a snack and the simple declaration: \u003cstrong\u003e“i can’t. i’m busy.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Busy doing what, exactly? That feels like a personal question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThe smaller centered design gives this version a more subtle, understated feel than a traditional graphic tee. It’s perfect for anyone who likes their humor dry, their plans minimal, and their t-shirts easy to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cimg\u003e• Original hand-drawn Capy Life artwork\u003cbr\u003e• Small, minimalist \u003cstrong\u003e“i can’t. i’m busy.”\u003c\/strong\u003e design\u003cimg\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Softly colored Gene illustration for a subtle look\u003cbr\u003e• Comfortable everyday t-shirt\u003cbr\u003e• Understated humor that doesn’t need a giant graphic to make its point\u003cbr\u003e• Easy to pair with jeans, shorts, leggings, or whatever you wear while avoiding plans\u003cbr\u003e• Gene is technically occupied, so the statement is accurate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e• Introverts and homebodies\u003cbr\u003e• People who appreciate dry humor\u003cbr\u003e• Casual everyday outfits\u003cbr\u003e• Running errands\u003cbr\u003e• Teachers and coworkers\u003cbr\u003e• Snack enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• Capybara lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who has declined plans without necessarily having other plans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMakes a Great Gift For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThe introvert who treasures a canceled plan, the friend who is always “busy,” the coworker who has reached their social limit, or anyone who considers sitting quietly with a snack a completely legitimate prior commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eIt makes a fun birthday, holiday, coworker, teacher, or just-because gift for someone who prefers subtle humor over a loud graphic tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eGene has a snack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eGene is snacking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eGene is therefore unavailable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003ePlease respect his schedule. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more \u003ca class=\"decorated-link\" href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/adult-short-sleeve-tanks\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003efunny adult tees\u003c\/a\u003e, our entire line of \u003ca class=\"decorated-link\" href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-t-shirts-funny-cute-minimalist-tees\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ecapybara tees\u003c\/a\u003e, or more \u003ca class=\"decorated-link\" href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-clothing-for-kids-adults\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ecapybara clothing\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":45831234519087,"sku":"25145260446193344032","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45831234551855,"sku":"19678565283098217393","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ S","offer_id":45831234584623,"sku":"69110501322476884178","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ S","offer_id":45831234617391,"sku":"23015207827988215921","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":45831234650159,"sku":"20502567730257003539","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45831234682927,"sku":"20466025099710935606","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ M","offer_id":45831234715695,"sku":"10986444302421850957","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ M","offer_id":45831234748463,"sku":"14232170138389610934","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":45831234781231,"sku":"12743223673528179942","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45831234813999,"sku":"59490283600105110254","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ L","offer_id":45831234846767,"sku":"32818738582467642069","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ L","offer_id":45831234879535,"sku":"27846816635467714475","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":45831234912303,"sku":"13624339352720095547","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45831234945071,"sku":"26363938018413736209","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ XL","offer_id":45831234977839,"sku":"23145518713450838033","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ XL","offer_id":45831235010607,"sku":"26758565592882757106","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":45831235043375,"sku":"46120000588018692118","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45831235076143,"sku":"31522349714066795943","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":45831235108911,"sku":"30555461529996804337","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 2XL","offer_id":45831235141679,"sku":"12161002191010806828","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":45831235174447,"sku":"16426882204252397622","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45831235207215,"sku":"18731696499753164366","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":45831235239983,"sku":"15185533148307527776","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 3XL","offer_id":45831235272751,"sku":"98156881273604880588","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":45831235305519,"sku":"78567947213380830146","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":45831235338287,"sku":"20298713701259205742","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":45831235371055,"sku":"15753579064329980726","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/11461372404515535676_2048.jpg?v=1787151910"},{"product_id":"here-against-my-will-minimalist-capybara-softstyle-adult-t-shirt","title":"Here Against My Will Minimalist Capybara Softstyle Adult T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome outings are chosen. Others happen to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny capybara t-shirt features Gene sitting quietly in a little red wagon beneath the words \u003cstrong\u003e“Here against my will.”\u003c\/strong\u003e He isn’t causing a scene. He isn’t asking to go home. But he would like it officially documented that attendance was not his idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe small, lightly colored design gives this tee a more understated look than a traditional graphic shirt, making it easy to wear while still delivering exactly the right amount of dry humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Original hand-drawn Gene the Capybara artwork\u003cbr\u003e• Small, minimalist center-chest design\u003cbr\u003e• Soft, lightly colored illustration for an understated look\u003cbr\u003e• Funny, relatable humor without a loud graphic\u003cbr\u003e• Easy everyday tee for errands, gatherings, work, weekends, and other mandatory appearances\u003cbr\u003e• Gene is technically present. Enthusiasm was not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Introverts\u003cbr\u003e• Homebodies\u003cbr\u003e• Reluctant socializers\u003cbr\u003e• Parents dragged to one more activity\u003cbr\u003e• People who agreed to plans three weeks ago and now regret everything\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone attending purely because someone else made them\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMakes a Great Gift For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat friend who would rather be home, the spouse who was told to get in the car, the coworker reluctantly attending the function, or anyone whose face regularly says, \u003cem\u003eI did not volunteer for this.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGene has been placed in the wagon. The wagon is going somewhere. Gene was apparently not consulted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe smaller center design combines warm, muted colors with simple hand-drawn artwork for a relaxed, slightly vintage feel that lets the joke stay wonderfully low-key.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more \u003ca class=\"decorated-link\" href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/adult-short-sleeve-tanks\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003efunny adult tees\u003c\/a\u003e, our entire line of \u003ca class=\"decorated-link\" href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-t-shirts-funny-cute-minimalist-tees\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ecapybara tees\u003c\/a\u003e, or more \u003ca class=\"decorated-link\" href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-clothing-for-kids-adults\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ecapybara clothing\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":45831326924847,"sku":"35456312535838285800","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45831326957615,"sku":"33392878087526482687","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ S","offer_id":45831326990383,"sku":"14346189506392215212","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":45831327023151,"sku":"29768023309298363039","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45831327055919,"sku":"24300535188913324922","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ M","offer_id":45831327088687,"sku":"97591626750264563539","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":45831327121455,"sku":"28624683778663789233","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45831327154223,"sku":"10879882965257713719","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ L","offer_id":45831327186991,"sku":"27045025765188966888","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":45831327219759,"sku":"24592574966452255902","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45831327252527,"sku":"30199435863422537999","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ XL","offer_id":45831327285295,"sku":"33916096483606637048","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":45831327318063,"sku":"17766241384710311706","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45831327350831,"sku":"24718960569703282105","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":45831327383599,"sku":"22856429879236929231","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":45831327416367,"sku":"73812911961322318314","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45831327449135,"sku":"33472154462264038358","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":45831327481903,"sku":"94846436501116407007","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":45831327514671,"sku":"13969762854790126590","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":45831327547439,"sku":"25825177058841886125","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":45831327580207,"sku":"16420484944177641865","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/capy-life-blue-capybara-t-shirt_5c9e7dfa-9b1d-4908-a3f1-748d5cb4287a.jpg?v=1787188395"},{"product_id":"politely-causing-problems-softstyle-adult-t-shirt","title":"Politely causing problems - Softstyle Adult T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome people cause chaos. \u003cstrong\u003eSome of us have manners about it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny capybara t-shirt features Gene in a bright pink top hat, calmly reviewing what appears to be a rather long list of questionable decisions. Paired with \u003cstrong\u003e“politely causing problems,”\u003c\/strong\u003e it’s understated humor for anyone who means well, behaves reasonably, and somehow still ends up involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its small hand-drawn artwork, unexpected pop of pink, and wonderfully dry sense of humor, it’s an easy everyday tee for introverts, troublemakers, coworkers, parents, teachers, or anyone whose particular brand of chaos is at least well-mannered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Funny \u003cstrong\u003e“politely causing problems”\u003c\/strong\u003e design with understated humor\u003cbr\u003e• Original hand-drawn Gene artwork exclusive to Capy Life\u003cbr\u003e• Tiny pink top hat for a completely unnecessary touch of sophistication\u003cbr\u003e• Small, minimalist graphic that’s easy to wear every day\u003cbr\u003e• A fun mix of cute capybara art and dry adult humor\u003cimg\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for people who prefer their trouble with impeccable manners\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Capybara lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Introverts with a mischievous side\u003cbr\u003e• Teachers and coworkers\u003cbr\u003e• Parents who are doing their best\u003cbr\u003e• Office and casual everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e• People who are usually \u003cem\u003etechnically\u003c\/em\u003e behaving\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone with a talent for creating very polite chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMakes a Great Gift For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Friends who are always somehow involved\u003cbr\u003e• Coworkers with a dry sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Teachers and educators\u003cbr\u003e• Moms and dads with mischievous streaks\u003cbr\u003e• Capybara fans\u003cbr\u003e• That person who can cause an entire situation while remaining remarkably pleasant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eGene stands in his finest pink top hat, carefully examining a suspiciously long list beside a tiny table scattered with crumpled papers and a drink. The simple \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003e“politely causing problems”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003e underneath delivers the punchline with the same calm energy Gene brings to the situation. Muted colors keep the illustration understated while the bright pink hat adds just enough absurdity to make the whole thing work.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more \u003ca class=\"decorated-link\" href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/adult-short-sleeve-tanks\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003efunny adult tees\u003c\/a\u003e, our entire line of \u003ca class=\"decorated-link\" href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-t-shirts-funny-cute-minimalist-tees\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ecapybara tees\u003c\/a\u003e, or more \u003ca class=\"decorated-link\" href=\"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/capybara-clothing-for-kids-adults\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ecapybara clothing\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":45867668865071,"sku":"10980282956324933546","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ XS","offer_id":45867668897839,"sku":"43197581291385283795","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45867668930607,"sku":"15146437454176967911","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ S","offer_id":45867668963375,"sku":"22129113246168438614","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ S","offer_id":45867668996143,"sku":"26074924185884416343","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ S","offer_id":45867669028911,"sku":"36223088670342210243","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":45867669061679,"sku":"93756910274879742406","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45867669094447,"sku":"31714164709836332283","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ M","offer_id":45867669127215,"sku":"16374981702253694356","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ M","offer_id":45867669159983,"sku":"28467774357828709435","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ M","offer_id":45867669192751,"sku":"17649765882009627864","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":45867669225519,"sku":"23438886037759881509","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45867669258287,"sku":"25398751971763470181","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ L","offer_id":45867669291055,"sku":"21091343095576844320","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ L","offer_id":45867669323823,"sku":"24576042913438828779","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ L","offer_id":45867669356591,"sku":"30293021983283076570","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":45867669389359,"sku":"24906534803761121500","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45867669422127,"sku":"16055977773553070792","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45867669454895,"sku":"78208829243006504858","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ XL","offer_id":45867669487663,"sku":"31143954741937979590","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ XL","offer_id":45867669520431,"sku":"95356759673925176325","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":45867669553199,"sku":"33055524075880306880","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45867669585967,"sku":"71210855889651906216","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45867669618735,"sku":"12892708467590637455","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":45867669651503,"sku":"24077641592149919016","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 2XL","offer_id":45867669684271,"sku":"29646372074031718808","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":45867669717039,"sku":"19958501636342058623","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45867669749807,"sku":"12185362621565146554","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45867669782575,"sku":"26668789587656162348","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":45867669815343,"sku":"30981377124172333845","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 3XL","offer_id":45867669848111,"sku":"26674014452330749436","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":45867669880879,"sku":"87813293930948755453","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":45867669913647,"sku":"30945244947929038870","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":45867669946415,"sku":"25276873169068202502","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":45867669979183,"sku":"10657141349713760036","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":45867670011951,"sku":"18027748358049626798","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6066\/2319\/files\/1750121584056226746_2048.jpg?v=1788038975"}],"url":"https:\/\/capylife.com\/collections\/salty-gene.oembed","provider":"Capy Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}